Cute JOke
Subject: Heavenly Meals
Moses died and went to heaven. God greets him at the Pearly Gates.'Are
you hungry, Moses?' says God. 'I could eat,' Moses replies. So God
opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they
share it.
While eating this humble meal, Moses looks down into Hell and sees the
inhabitants devouring huge steaks, briskets, pheasants, pastries and
wines.
Curious, but deeply trusting, he remains quiet.
The next day God again invites him to join Him for a meal. Again, it
is tuna and rye bread. Once again, Moses can see the denizens of Hell
enjoying salmon, champagne, lamb, truffles and chocolates. Still he
says nothing.
The following day, mealtime arrives and another can of tuna is opened.
He can't contain himself any longer. Meekly, he says: 'God, I am
grateful to be in heaven with You as a reward for the pious, obedient
life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of
rye bread, and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I
just don't understand.'
God sighs. 'Let's be honest,' He says. 'For just two people, does it
pay to cook?'
Moses died and went to heaven. God greets him at the Pearly Gates.'Are
you hungry, Moses?' says God. 'I could eat,' Moses replies. So God
opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they
share it.
While eating this humble meal, Moses looks down into Hell and sees the
inhabitants devouring huge steaks, briskets, pheasants, pastries and
wines.
Curious, but deeply trusting, he remains quiet.
The next day God again invites him to join Him for a meal. Again, it
is tuna and rye bread. Once again, Moses can see the denizens of Hell
enjoying salmon, champagne, lamb, truffles and chocolates. Still he
says nothing.
The following day, mealtime arrives and another can of tuna is opened.
He can't contain himself any longer. Meekly, he says: 'God, I am
grateful to be in heaven with You as a reward for the pious, obedient
life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of
rye bread, and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I
just don't understand.'
God sighs. 'Let's be honest,' He says. 'For just two people, does it
pay to cook?'
