Cute Joke
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude manand one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single
gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells
them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He look at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, 'Would you care to do it
again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh,
yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll
hold the pigeon down and you shitt on its head.'
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They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single
gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells
them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He look at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, 'Would you care to do it
again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh,
yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll
hold the pigeon down and you shitt on its head.'
