DAVID's BRIDAL IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

Thats why I put down the number of a place where I no longer work when we went to go look for bridesmaids dresses. When I place the order I am gonna have to give them my real number

do what I used to do... I use to get vendors calling day and night....

say 'hello' and when they say 'hi this is soandso from DB blah blah blah' scream and act like you're crying and just say
'are you serious!? are you seriously calling me NOW!? my mother/sister/cousin/goldfish/whoever called you yesterday and told you the wedding is off! he left me for a 17 year old! how can you be so heartless!!! STOP CALLING ME! STOP HARASSING ME! CRY CRY CRY' then hang up... or wait for their embarrassed reaction

I know it sounds horrible... but it worked for me

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Posted by megan_gallagher

do what I used to do... I use to get vendors calling day and night....

say 'hello' and when they say 'hi this is soandso from DB blah blah blah' scream and act like you're crying and just say
'are you serious!? are you seriously calling me NOW!? my mother/sister/cousin/goldfish/whoever called you yesterday and told you the wedding is off! he left me for a 17 year old! how can you be so heartless!!! STOP CALLING ME! STOP HARASSING ME! CRY CRY CRY' then hang up... or wait for their embarrassed reaction

I know it sounds horrible... but it worked for me

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is hilarious!

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Posted by megan_gallagher

do what I used to do... I use to get vendors calling day and night....

say 'hello' and when they say 'hi this is soandso from DB blah blah blah' scream and act like you're crying and just say
'are you serious!? are you seriously calling me NOW!? my mother/sister/cousin/goldfish/whoever called you yesterday and told you the wedding is off! he left me for a 17 year old! how can you be so heartless!!! STOP CALLING ME! STOP HARASSING ME! CRY CRY CRY' then hang up... or wait for their embarrassed reaction

I know it sounds horrible... but it worked for me

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LOL - that's awesome!!

A guy I work with picks up his phone as follows: 'If this is another credit card collector, please stop calling. I just lost my job, my money and my family. I'm broke and I have nothing to live for.'

Apparently it works...it's very funny to listen to.

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Posted by megan_gallagher

do what I used to do... I use to get vendors calling day and night....

say 'hello' and when they say 'hi this is soandso from DB blah blah blah' scream and act like you're crying and just say
'are you serious!? are you seriously calling me NOW!? my mother/sister/cousin/goldfish/whoever called you yesterday and told you the wedding is off! he left me for a 17 year old! how can you be so heartless!!! STOP CALLING ME! STOP HARASSING ME! CRY CRY CRY' then hang up... or wait for their embarrassed reaction

I know it sounds horrible... but it worked for me

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THAT IS SOME FUNNY SH*T!!!!

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Posted by megan_gallagher

do what I used to do... I use to get vendors calling day and night....

say 'hello' and when they say 'hi this is soandso from DB blah blah blah' scream and act like you're crying and just say
'are you serious!? are you seriously calling me NOW!? my mother/sister/cousin/goldfish/whoever called you yesterday and told you the wedding is off! he left me for a 17 year old! how can you be so heartless!!! STOP CALLING ME! STOP HARASSING ME! CRY CRY CRY' then hang up... or wait for their embarrassed reaction

I know it sounds horrible... but it worked for me

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That is soo funny