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depoc1011 Posted:

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Dear new intern....

i do not really want to hear about how big your size zero pants are on you!!!!! and stop with the personal questions already! and in case you were wondering you are not holyer than thou!!!


Dear mom.....
stop giving me crap about my bday please....just because i worry about making everyone happy every other day of the week doesn't mean i should have to do it on my bday...

Dear..........


thanks!

vent over
Ray8183 Posted:

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JenBill61210 Posted:

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Posted by dreamerchic33

Dear new intern....

i do not really want to hear about how big your size zero pants are on you!!!!! /QUOTE]

i agree, i hate when people do that, sooooo annoying
rocketsummer17 Posted:

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Dear Cupcakes,
I cant talk about you anymore...I cant eat you anymore...GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
Thank you,
The one who cant eat another cupcake
depoc1011 Posted:

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Posted by rocketsummer17

Dear Cupcakes,
I cant talk about you anymore...I cant eat you anymore...GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
Thank you,
The one who cant eat another cupcake




yes you really need to stop cupcake bec you are now in my head lol
lori7570 Posted:

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Dear Treadmill,

Stop looking at me with that disapproving 'why aren't you on me' look!!! I worked until 7 last night and now until 6 tonight, and guess what...I want to eat dinner and watch TV. So cut it out!!!

Fondly,
Lori
Mrs Z To Be Posted:

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Dear PMS,
Should I go on hormone pills?? Seriously, my co worker just asked me if he could have a fork, and I almost ripped his ballz off!

Please leave soon,
your evil friend,
Lisa
soontobecruz Posted:

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Messege deleted, bc word could get around what I wrote....

Disney1204 Posted:

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Dear So called Friend,

I just want to thank you again for ruining my good time on Sat night to sit and kill my buzz talking about how you and my other friend stabbed me in the back. It was, in fact, quite rude of you to think that I would want to talk about things now after almost a year of not talking to me about this situation you placed us all in. Stay away from me until you and the other one know how to really grow up.

Love,
The person who will always be better than you.

PS: Never ask me to 'Hug it out' again.


(I feel better!!! )
KatieG2010 Posted:

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Hahaha rip his balls off- i havent heard that in a long time!!
barbtony Posted:

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Dear Tax Client:

How is it that yours is the only calendar in the world the April 15th just appeared on??? Was it not there before???

And...how is it that you can inconvenience everyone else because you are so completely unaware????

And...how is it that you are that stupid that you cannot follow written directions in a letter??? Or, did you just not bother to read the letter and find my voice on April 15th to be soooo soothing that I have to read it for you???

Sincerely -
Just sitting here waiting for you on April 15th with nothing else to do

PS - Thanks for posting this 'dear.....' I really do appreciate it today.
Soon2bMrsH Posted:

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HAHA this is a funny thread! i wish i could had something clever to add! im going to think now.

depoc1011 Posted:

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Posted by barbtony

Dear Tax Client:

How is it that yours is the only calendar in the world the April 15th just appeared on??? Was it not there before???

And...how is it that you can inconvenience everyone else because you are so completely unaware????

And...how is it that you are that stupid that you cannot follow written directions in a letter??? Or, did you just not bother to read the letter and find my voice on April 15th to be soooo soothing that I have to read it for you???

Sincerely -
Just sitting here waiting for you on April 15th with nothing else to do

PS - Thanks for posting this 'dear.....' I really do appreciate it today.





im sorry you had to go thru this today but you rreally did make me laugh!!!!
TheLadyJ Posted:

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Dear Inlaws - You have no idea what you are talking about. Kthnxbye!

Alexandra17 Posted:

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dear Real estate agent,
I AM NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY
grkbarbie Posted:

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dear uterus and ovaries

can u stop hurting me already? please?


sykogodezz Posted:

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dear pharmacy customers,
Just because a pharmacy has a drive thru does not mean that you get taken care of over everyone else. We are not mcdonalds. It goes first come first serve. You are more than welcome to get your lazy a** into the store and wait if you think you are being ignored, however usually you are waiting because the line of people in the store was there first. The drive thru is a courtesy and thats all. Also, I understand to wait 10 mins on any line is aggravating but it does not give you the right to call our sweet cashier a 'fat f***ing ho'. We are all doing the best we can with minimal staff.

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Im getting Married Posted:

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Dear New Boss,

Please take an English 101 class or at least use spell check. Maybe we all would not laugh at every email you send us.

Thank you in advance,

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