Dear _________

dear fellow subway riders,

it is completely unnecessary & rude for you to talk the entire train ride. seriously its 7AM and all i want to do is take a nap. but instead i had to heard you two talk about who cheated on who & who did what with who. there is a time & place for such conversations & the nyc mta crowded subway car at 7AM is neither.

sincerely,
an extremely annoyed subway rider

I have a nice one today...but it's early

Dear Weather,

Thank you for being gloriously gorgeous out there. I will take advantage of this with a walk to the piers on my break and spend as much time this weekend outdoors.

Signed,
Loves to jog

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Posted by christine2010

dear fellow subway riders,

it is completely unnecessary & rude for you to talk the entire train ride. seriously its 7AM and all i want to do is take a nap. but instead i had to heard you two talk about who cheated on who & who did what with who. there is a time & place for such conversations & the nyc mta crowded subway car at 7AM is neither.

sincerely,
an extremely annoyed subway rider

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Omg, I can't tell you how many times I've heard conversations like these. I understand your annoyance.

Dear Temp that thinks she can take her lunch 'whenever' she feels like it:

NOT COOL!!!! You are only a temp!!! Your purpose here is to fill in where we need you, so lose the attitutde when I tell you your luch is @ 12!!!

Love,
Your Bitchy pms'y co worker

Dear co-worker,

u still annoy me lol

thanks

Dear skin,

what is going on with you? how did you become dry so quickly? uggghhhhhhhhhhh. i cant wait to go to the store to buy some nice cream and a good exfoliant. you and me have a date tonight!!!!!! arrrrrr.

Dear Cramps,

It is gorgeous out. I have a fun, busy weekend ahead. Please stop pestering me.

Dear delicious Baklava that co-worker brought into the office,

i wish i could have resisted you. now, your yumminess will show straight up onto my @$$.

sincerely,
me.

Dear Bank Account,

Why do you always cause me so much stress? I know I had car repairs, but i do not like seeing how little is in the account, could you please repair yourself and increase the balance a few thousand dollars?

Your financially stressed and worried account holder

dear student who thinks it is ok to hang out my window while i am teaching,

please stop before someone pushes you,

your pmsing teacher

Dear restaurants in the city (east side spec.)

WHY.. WHY do i have to pay $29 for a small LUNCH size pasta!!!! Yeah it was good but not THAT good for that price for pasta!

ugh....

Signed,
Still hungry

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Posted by AdriandSteve

Dear restaurants in the city (east side spec.)

WHY.. WHY do i have to pay $29 for a small LUNCH size pasta!!!! Yeah it was good but not THAT good for that price for pasta!

ugh....

Signed,
Still hungry

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i work on the east side. i hate having to buy lunch!!! so expensive.

Dear Guy at school.


Next time you try and call me out for something i didnt do because your buddies didnt want to own up that they were actually the ones talking about you not me. your lucky my fh works upstate and i told him not to kick ur butt bc ur not worth it. but next time he will. so dont mess with me!

Dear Day,

Why are you so slow today? And why are you tempting me with this beautiful weather to run away from work and get fired?

From,
A frustrated person

Dear State of NJ,

I think you should give me unemployment ... I gots bills to pay!

Thanks ever so much,
Dirt poor