Dear______

Dear Ants in my apartment get out so I dont need to sleep at FMIL's every again.

Also... Dear Landlord, get us an exterminator like yesterday. Thanks b*th!

Dear Lacoste Polo -

Yes, I was an idiot and got coffee on you 10mins ago, right in the center of my chest. I tried my best to clean you up with my tide stick. Please hurry and dry before the men in my office start staring at the big wet stain on my chest.

Thanks,
Your Clumsy Owner

Dear sun,

Please don't go away. I like you!

Dear Headache,,
You are awful.
Please leave.

Dear Cold,

Please please go away. I hate being sick! I also would really love to go visit my 7 mth old nephew this weekend and I cannot go if you do not get out of my body!! I wouldn't want you infecting the cute little baby. So please just leave already!

Thanks!

dear warm weather,

please stay awhile... like forever!!

I'm going to miss you tomorrow

love,
erika

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Posted by stinenandy2010

Dear Lacoste Polo -

Yes, I was an idiot and got coffee on you 10mins ago, right in the center of my chest. I tried my best to clean you up with my tide stick. Please hurry and dry before the men in my office start staring at the big wet stain on my chest.

Thanks,
Your Clumsy Owner

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now you just reminded me of that commercial! with the stain talking lmao!!! hopefully your stain goes again quick!!!

Dear Prof Simon:

Why is it that every time!! you dont' come to class you dont' tell us ahead of time so us 'commuter students' can sleep a little longer rather than coming for nothing...I was running late today for your class but i obviously made it before you!!! I FORGOT MY CAMERA TO TAKE PICS WITH FH!! for his bday IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT prof Simon!!!

sincerely,

annoyed student

Dear Building I work in,

It is hot as hell, and you should really reconsider putting the A/C on. I do not like your response of 'The A/C will not be turned on until May 15th.' When I asked you what else can you do for us, your reply was 'well we are pumping in air from outside'. Hello!!! It's going to be 90 degrees today!! Ughhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Suck It,
Dena