DEAR ______ !!!!

Dear Post-Menopausal Co-Worker,

PLEASE STOP responding 'It was a GOOOOOOD morning' when people acknowledge you in the AM. I really do not want to hear about your morning sex before 9:00AM... or ever. And it was extremely not necessary to say 'It was a good afternoon, a good evening, and a good morning.' I feel the vomit rising in my throat at this moment. Do you not hear or care that everyone around you says TMI! each day you say that to us!!!!???

Dear bus drivers

IT IS DISGUSTING! TO PASS GAS WHEN THE BUS IS CROWDED SERIOUSLY GROSS and NO i don't feel sorry for taking out my body mist and spray it around!!

Dear Rude Man on the subway this morning:

Thanks for jumping RIGHT into the seat that I was just about to plant my @$$ into. That was so terribly rude. Forget the chivalry issue; you practically shoved me out of the way. But while you were pretending to sleep so as to not make eye contact with me, I stood right in front of you and 'accidentally' dropped my gum - that's already been chewed - in your open bag. So I have the last laugh, bucko.

I also hope you get the swine flu.

Your fellow straphanger,
Kris

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Rude Man on the subway this morning:

Thanks for jumping RIGHT into the seat that I was just about to plant my @$$ into. That was so terribly rude. Forget the chivalry issue; you practically shoved me out of the way. But while you were pretending to sleep so as to not make eye contact with me, I stood right in front of you and 'accidentally' dropped my gum - that's already been chewed - in your open bag. So I have the last laugh, bucko.

I also hope you get the swine flu.

Your fellow straphanger,
Kris

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dreamerchic33 that is the best thing I've heard all week! I really needed that!

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Posted by grrulz

Dear bus drivers

IT IS DISGUSTING! TO PASS GAS WHEN THE BUS IS CROWDED SERIOUSLY GROSS and NO i don't feel sorry for taking out my body mist and spray it around!!

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Dear 'people in charge',

Why do you think it is soooo necessary to give me stuff to do at the last minute. I am so tired of you coming by after 4:30 to have me start something that needs to be done like now, meanwhile you have been sitting on it all day long. It isn't my fault that you are so slow to communicate out to people. I mean really. How you got your position is beyond me. You are like the worst at managing!!!

Dear Denny,

You are a know it all prick and I really hate you. When I have time to write you a longer letter and get into the million and one reasons why, I will! I swear to God, if you decide to come as Phyllis' guest to the wedding, think again, think long and hard and dont bother giving me your $50 cheap *** check either. I dont need you or it, really!!

Dear coming on cold,

Please disappear fast...I can't feel my face, my head is killing me, and I sound like a man

Kristin

dear chick who sits across from me

I dont know how you can work with your incessantly loud chewing because I CANT CONCENTRATE. either stop eating crunchy food or i am going to instate a no eating zone in our office. and since you eat all day long (and never gain any weight) you are going to PO'ed!!!!!!!!

love
your dirty look flashing office mate

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Rude Man on the subway this morning:

Thanks for jumping RIGHT into the seat that I was just about to plant my @$$ into. That was so terribly rude. Forget the chivalry issue; you practically shoved me out of the way. But while you were pretending to sleep so as to not make eye contact with me, I stood right in front of you and 'accidentally' dropped my gum - that's already been chewed - in your open bag. So I have the last laugh, bucko.

I also hope you get the swine flu.

Your fellow straphanger,
Kris

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this is so awesome!!! good for u!!!

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Posted by NYYankeeGirl72

Dear 'people in charge',

Why do you think it is soooo necessary to give me stuff to do at the last minute. I am so tired of you coming by after 4:30 to have me start something that needs to be done like now, meanwhile you have been sitting on it all day long. It isn't my fault that you are so slow to communicate out to people. I mean really. How you got your position is beyond me. You are like the worst at managing!!!

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This happens to me all the time!!! So annoying!

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Rude Man on the subway this morning:

Thanks for jumping RIGHT into the seat that I was just about to plant my @$$ into. That was so terribly rude. Forget the chivalry issue; you practically shoved me out of the way. But while you were pretending to sleep so as to not make eye contact with me, I stood right in front of you and 'accidentally' dropped my gum - that's already been chewed - in your open bag. So I have the last laugh, bucko.

I also hope you get the swine flu.

Your fellow straphanger,
Kris

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thats awesome

Dear co-worker,

Eat Sh!t

from
me

Dear vending machine

stop calling me over there damn it!! im coming into work a pound heavier everyday and Im out of effing coins!

Thanks Bye

your chubster
Joanna