Dear________

Water bottle. Why the hell did you open in my very expensive and non-replaceable leather bag? Is it because you are just retarded or is it because I don't drink enough water? You not only ruined my bag, but drenched my money and now when I purchase food, drinks etc, people think I'm gross. You also destroyed my checkbook, my notebook with important wedding info in it and a pic of my flower girl. You sabatoged my make up kit as well. You caused me much agony today water bottle. That is why I threw you across the room.

Damn you to hell water bottle. Damn you.

I feel better.

Dear Time,

Why must you move so slowly today? I can't believe its only just 4pm now. Of course you chose the one day where my co-worker (and only source of entertainment) left early to drag by. If you could pick up the pace I'd really appreciate it, seeing as how Thursdays are my Fridays and I'd like to start my weekend already.

Very truly yours,

Bored and Disgruntled

Dear boss,

Please stop coming in my office every 10 Mins asking if the agent who supposivly a vip is on the other system yet. If you want it done so badly you call I've done my share.

By you making me annoy someone else will not make it happen any faster.

Thank you!

Dear Mets,

Double U
Tee
Eff

,
-Kris

clients...

why do you always make me want to do this?!?!?! your really hurting my head! grrrrrrrrr

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Posted by Sandradv121

Water bottle. Why the hell did you open in my very expensive and non-replaceable leather bag? Is it because you are just retarded or is it because I don't drink enough water? You not only ruined my bag, but drenched my money and now when I purchase food, drinks etc, people think I'm gross. You also destroyed my checkbook, my notebook with important wedding info in it and a pic of my flower girl. You sabatoged my make up kit as well. You caused me much agony today water bottle. That is why I threw you across the room.

Damn you to hell water bottle. Damn you.

I feel better.

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sorry!!!!

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Mets,

Double U
Tee
Eff

,
-Kris

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ITA with this!!!!!

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Mets,

Double U
Tee
Eff

,
-Kris

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I feel u..... there pissin me off 2

Dear Long Island School Districts,

Please give me a job.

TIA!

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Posted by SummerBride10

Dear Long Island School Districts,

Please give me a job.

TIA!

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when u find one can i come?

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Posted by SummerBride10

Dear Long Island School Districts,

Please give me a job.

TIA!

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Good luck, Colleen!

Dear Universe,

Please let something good happen. Thanks!

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Mets,

Double U
Tee
Eff

,
-Kris

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Yessssssss definitely!!!

dear family,

why can you call me and tell me the most non-important information, and completely leave out everything that actually matters and then wonder why I didn't know the information later on?

2nd, stop telling me one thing and saying something else to everyone behind my back... if you have something to say, SAY IT, don't just smile and nod and tell me what you think I want to hear! Stop lying, we aren't in kindergarten!

~your very pi$$ed off relative

Sorry guys, major family issues that keep growing and growing and they will all be lucky to get an invite to the wedding once all is said and done!

dear stupid dirty wh0re,
your stupid, your dirty and your a wh0re
Signed
A very angry bride who hopes you overdose on your next bender

Dear Mega Millions

Can you let me win some money tomorrow - it doesnt have to be a lot just somehting

Dear Students,
Why can't you just do what I say without an argument? How do you expect to hold a job if you are always arguing with the boss???

Dear Real Estate Agent,
Oh thank you sooo very much for helping us out with my dream house. Yeah, it was so great to hear that it was bid on without you trying to help. Oh and I am soooo sorry that you hate our price range! I mean, it is our first home and I am a social worker! THat being said...I am cheating on you as of 3 hours ago with a new realtor.
have a nice day