Dear _____

Dear Receptionist and Office Manager,

Please stop drinking the Haterade for breakfast every single morning. You are both over 50 years old, stop sitting in the front of the office and talking sh!t about me. I know its hard for you, being past your prime and really sour and nasty, having to see me 3x a week being young and beautiful and in the prime of my life. That can't be enjoyable. BUT it does NOT entitle you to sit up there and talk sh!t when everyone can hear you. If you have something to say, then say it to my face and if you can't do that then SHUT THE H UP.

Sincerely,

The nice, young 24 year old girl who's job DOES NOT AFFECT YOURS AT ALL

ETA: P.S. - Don't both of you come back here after you've been up there talking sh!t about me all morning and then tell me you really like my dress...YOU ARE FAKE AND YOUR INSIDE UGLINESS IS LEAKING OUT ONTO YOUR FACES.

Dear Saks

When i come in your lil wedding slaon today without an appointment, I expect and will demand great service. I went out of my way, along with a few LIW brides to get in contact with you to schedule an appt for today. Of course, no1 answered the phone. also, PLEASEEEE have my Gucci joy boston bag. If i take public transportation *cringe* for NOTHING ,I will be soooooooo piizzzed. (god hep any liw brides online when i get home lol i apologize in advance)

the reason you're still in business,

Barbara

Dear Intern,

Who do you think you are?!! You lied about being offered a position here and caused sooo much drama because of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also...was it really necessary to say that 'ummm newsflash, it is raining and you look retarded with those sunglasses on!' Listen dumbas*, maybe you should have 'hmm its raining, why do you have sunglasses on?' bec then i would have given you a nice response and nicely explained to you that I suffer from migraines and the lights in this office sometimes make them worse or bring them on! Instead, you got the bitchy answer!!

UGH!! stupidity

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Dear Saks

When i come in your lil wedding slaon today without an appointment, I expect and will demand great service. I went out of my way, along with a few LIW brides to get in contact with you to schedule an appt for today. Of course, no1 answered the phone. also, PLEASEEEE have my Gucci joy boston bag. If i take public transportation *cringe* for NOTHING ,I will be soooooooo piizzzed. (god hep any liw brides online when i get home lol i apologize in advance)

the reason you're still in business,

Barbara

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Good luck barb!!!!

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Dear Mouth,

Stop eating everything in sight fatty. You're on a DIET!!

Love,

Fatty McFatterson

Dear parents of the children in my class,

If your kid is sick....keep them home! I can't stand catching everything your little germ bug brings into school and i cannot take a day off ( and even if i tried you'd prob b*tch about me not being in the classroom while essentially...it's your damn fault!).

Sincerely,

Sick and tired of being sick and tired

Dear FSIL why are you trying to ruin our summer vacation!