Dear _________

Dear ___, (not putting in who its is because of lurkers)

I think its time you grew up. We are all sick & tired of your miserable attitude. We have been nothing but nice & kind to you for all these years & how do you repay us? You are constantly dumping on us & we aren't going to take it anymore. Your life is the way it is because of you so just deal with it.

Sincerely,
your extremely pissed off relative

Dear FH,
I wish we didn't have to fight like we currently are, I hope you don't get mad that I'm posting this, I wish that lies weren't exposed- OR EVEN MADE, I wish you treated me like your wife and partner. I wish you'd just come clean!
Love,
your FW

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Dear Self,
I wish you'd get over the issues of the past and just talk about things without jumping to conclusions. I wish you could travel back through time and KNOW what really happened
- Self

Dear Knee,

Why must you Suc and hurt all the time. All I did was get into my truck to go to work and you didn't want to go so got all 'bent out of shape' and caused me pain. Now I am limping like an idiot and really don't like you.

Oh and

Dear Dr.,

who said you were going to fix my knee and even operated on it to ensure that... BITE ME, you didn't do anything for it but make it 100% worse.

Sincerely,

The Gimp....

oh my freakin lord today is not my day

Dear tenant,

I am tired of this crap. You are a grown adult, older than me in fact, and I cannot for the life of me understand why in the heck you can't pay rent on time. I am sick and tired of your lame as*s excuses....just give me the money or MOVE OUT! I'm done, you are causing me stress and I'm having a bad day because of you. It's been past due for 12 days and today is the day I say enough. Unless you want me to take your doggie as a hostage. Quit being a squatter and if you don't want to live there MOVE and do it now. I'm done being nice.

sincerely,

the hostage taker!~

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Posted by grkbarbie

omfggg i just spit out my water! lmao @ the gimp!!

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Yeah no one will have a problem spotting me tomorrow at JT... walking around like I am a victim of polio

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Posted by soontobecruz

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Posted by grkbarbie

omfggg i just spit out my water! lmao @ the gimp!!

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Yeah no one will have a problem spotting me tomorrow at JT... walking around like I am a victim of polio

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I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.. I HAVE A BAD KNEE (THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT- PROB DANCE RELATED) AND MY HIP HAS BEEN ACTING UP, SO BETWEEN MY LEFT KNEE AND RIGHT HIP I WALK AROUND LIKE IGOR FROM FRANKENSTEIN!

Dear_____________,

I understand its your bros wedding coming up and your planning for your FSiL bach party and shower but I am also one of your bfs who SURPRISE is also getting married. Yeah, I know its next year and all but I havent asked you for a thing and I go outa my way to not talk about it that much cuz I dont want anyone to get sick of hearing about it but you could show some consideration and atleast mention about my wedding or ask hows it going...and you know I wouldnt even care if you never asked but the fact that I have to hear about 26 times a day about a new 6 ft penis that you are bringing to the W hotel (w t f by the way)...I'm donee!!!! Im also done with trying to help you figure out where the extra money for the bach is coming from considering that you are the only one who wants the suite even though most ppl wont even have a place to sleep. You shouldnt have booked it yet and you need to cancel it now and get another room or suck it up, pay the balance and dont tell me another f'en word about it.