Dear...

Dear Internship supervisor...

Don't assume I know everything. You have me order you a book online and don't tell me we are tax exempt. How the f*ck would I know this? Then you made me fix it and continued to nit pick my every move. Lay off me today, im not in the mood!!!

24 actual physical days left in this sh*thole!! she will not break me down

Stay strong.

Here's a little something for you:

you can do it, only 24 days, just hang on

Dear Waistline,

Why won't you shrink on your own. I have had it with you, and it's time you get the F off me...

Thanks,
Chubbs

Dear fat annoying guy that works in the office next mine,

STOP FREAKING STEALING MY DIET COKES OUT OF THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!@)@#@!!!! I started to label my cans and you made a comment so i stopped, but lo and behold MY DIET COKE IS NOW STOLEN and i can't enjoy it with my lunch. OH YEAH and stop popping your head into my office to 'chitchat' because i really dont want to talk to you. @)#$*#

Sincerely,

Your pissed off co worker.

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Posted by soontobecruz

Dear Waistline,

Why won't you shrink on your own. I have had it with you, and it's time you get the F off me...

Thanks,
Chubbs

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thats great.....i so feel the same

Dear Coworker Who Poops Everday At Work,

We have cans of air freshener in the bathroom for a reason. Use it.

At the very least, COURTESY FLUSH!!!!

-K

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Posted by soontobecruz

Dear Waistline,

Why won't you shrink on your own. I have had it with you, and it's time you get the F off me...

Thanks,
Chubbs

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Dear Chubbs,
I totally agree with you and your thoughts, I'd like to second this! (for me of course)

Sincerely,
Chubbs II

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Coworker Who Poops Everday At Work,

We have cans of air freshener in the bathroom for a reason. Use it.

At the very least, COURTESY FLUSH!!!!

-K

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where do you work??

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Posted by megan_gallagher

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Coworker Who Poops Everday At Work,

We have cans of air freshener in the bathroom for a reason. Use it.

At the very least, COURTESY FLUSH!!!!

-K

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where do you work??

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In the theatre industry.

Dear FH,

I love you to death and I know that you're like the Mayor of Queens and know EVERYONE but you need to STOP INVITING PEOPLE TO THE ENGAGEMENT PARTY!!!! The room only holds 65!! And we agreed from the beginning that we were going to keep it small. My parents are going to kill me!

love you always :)
Me

ALSO

Dear FMIL,

PLEASE MAKE THE LIST ALREADY FOR THE E-PARTY!!!! YOU'RE HOLDING US UP!

thanx
FDIL


Can you tell I'm having issues with the eparty? lol

Dear Car,

Could PLEASE get sold already??? I am SO SICK of walking out of my house every morning and seeing you sitting there. Its like having $5,500 that I can't have staring me in the face. You are a good car and you run well, you're a Civic Coupe so I know all the little kiddies want you, so WHY IS IT THAT YOU ARE STILL MINE AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE'S???

Sincerely,
Your Pissed Off Owner