Dear _________

Dear housemates

I understand that we share the same living space and most of the items in the house (towels, pots, etc) belong to me (a convenience to you), so please convenience me and actually purchase toilet paper, garbage bags, and napkins as I have bought them for apparently all of us for the past 8 months. As our parents always told us, $ doesn't grow on trees!

-You're not so willing 'mom'

P.S. bathrooms don't clean themselves, and neither do towels!

Dear FMIL (AGAIN),

Seriously, ENOUGH with the church/priest thing... haven't I explained it enough? If I could draw a picture that explained it better I would... but I'm not sure it would help. Come on! Give a girl a break!!!

Dear Partners:

Please go home soon so I can enjoy a couple of hours of daylight for once in my life. I cannot look at another document. It is in your best interest, else I may be completely unproductive tomorrow.

Very truly yours,

Overworked Associate #3