Dear _________

Dear Girl at Work Who Always Talks About Needing to Lose Weight,

I see that you eat South Beach meals for lunch everyday. That's cool; clearly you're looking to lose. You also heard through the grapevine about how I lost and maintained by using WW and I gave you some insight.

But almost everyday I see you follow-up your South Beach meal with not one, but two candy bars. And sometimes chips.

You confuse me.

Dear _______

you know, I love you but i just dont want to deal with you today and see you. Its good that we motivate each other to go to the gym and whatever but if I go 2.5 miles instead of 3.5 like you, dont keep announcing it while we're on the treadmill, I could see your numbers are higher than mine and I dont care. Im happy that Im doing something instead of nothing and dont make me feel bad about it (oh but that's what your MO is right!)...I think Ill sign up #7 if you sign up for #1.

love, thunder thighs (apparently)

Dear Mouth and Stomach,

Why did you feel the need to eat like this weekend was going to be the end of the world? When in fact its the beinging of summer and bathing suit season!!!!

thanks so much! i really appreciate it.

Dear Printer,

Why must you always break when I need to print something out???

Love,

A bride in need of eparty labels

Dear Babies r us,

Stop being jerks to my friend Megan she's pregnant and cranky and your merchandise was damaged so do the right thing!


Sincerely,
Me ( a very concerned future auntie )