Dear ___________

Dear Denny,

I dont understand...when other people are in a meeting or on the phone do you still interupt them and say they have a call and not even know who it is??? Seriously, forward to my vmail if you know i am busy... I really hate you (for other reasons too but you are a freakin no life a-hole) Oh btw, when you made that comment the other day about 'your invitation getting lost in the mail' Let me be clear, its not lost!

Dear eyeballs,

I know you want to close, but please stop because i cant go to sleep right now!
i appreciate your cooperation.
thanks!

Dear December 2009,

Please come very quickly & easily so i can graduate.





Dear Hotels on the Beach,

Please let me & FH find a reasonable hotel on the beach front...somewhere..anywhere...that our dog can stay in as well...

dear wedding drama
get out of my life!
sincerely, cate

Dear Annoying FMIL,

Please allow my mother to do the planning for the shower and do not ask to help find a restaurant as this is not your job. My mother has been planning this for many years; do NOT step on her toes.

Thanks a bunch.

Dear Body,

Please do not gain more weight and try your best to drop a few more. I don't think I am asking for much, 10-15 max.

Good Luck.

Dear Planning,

Please go smoothly!

Love Always,
Becca

Dear Wireless Phone Company & Phone Manufacturer,

I am out to get you. I am onto your little scheme I am not going to take it sitting down. Revenge will be mine. I am not telling you when, but you should sleep with one eye open.

Hugs & Kisses,
you pissed off the wrong person


Dear Co-Worker,

This is my desk space, please leave the stuff on it alone!!

Dear boss,

I know the economy is horrible and i should be happy that i even HAVE a job, but since i just found out today that raises will not be given this year, forgive me if i slack off a little until i get over it.

Thanks,

The always dependable, hardworking girl in the front office who is saving for a wedding and would have found this year's raise REALLY helpful...

Dear left temple,

Please for the love of god stop throbbing. It's been 2 days.

Dear Saint Anthony,

Good one! Thanks!

Dear intern,

I can see you over there on facebook. And playing solitaire. And chatting on google. I need you to finish your work so I can move on to the next phase of mine.

Dear Supposed BF,

shape up or ship out, i'm getting tired of this and i dont want to be the one to end this friendship but i'm starting to feel i have no choice.

Dear Hangover,
I can't wait to go to the movie theater and see you tonight. I'm pumped!
Love,
your hangoveree

Dear clients.......

STOP GETTING SUSPENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every time you get your teenage butt suspended from school, I have more work to do! Can you PLEASE spend one day in school without getting written up??????

Your (really annoyed) caseworker,
Laura

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Dear Hangover,
I can't wait to go to the movie theater and see you tonight. I'm pumped!
Love,
your hangoveree

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it was awesome, not too many one liners but the baby in it is adorable! whatever you do make sure to stay for the credits

Dear Unemployeed,

i understand that its a difficult time for everyone and you are trying to look for a job but not for nothing....you calling me 1239635634 times a week asking if im hiring yet isnt going to help..i told you to leave you name and number on the HR line and when something opens they will call you..if you cant follow directions now what makes you think that they are going to hire you

P.S. i have caller id on my phone so it doesnt matter if its you ur husband daughter son grandma grandpa niece nephoew whoeveris calling.....just because its a different voice i know its still you!!!!!!! stop calling!

from,

the b*tch that is picking up your calls

Dear upcoming commute from Queens to Staten Island on the Belt Parkway in rush hour traffic,

I hate you!

Sincerely,
Maria

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Dear Hangover,
I can't wait to go to the movie theater and see you tonight. I'm pumped!
Love,
your hangoveree

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ill be watchin g this tonight too!

Dear Idiots,

Can you please use some GOTDAMN COMMON MOTHEREFFIN SENSE before you call ME up acting like I'm BOTHERING YOU because I need some info and then proceed to verbally attack me because your DUMBAZZ is too STOOPID to read!!!!!!!!!! Go back to your trailer park!!!!!!

Sincerely,

The Person on the Phone Who Is Not 'Retarded' as You So Eleoquently Put It

Dear Jet Blue,

Please make sure that my mom and dad arrive safely in NY tonight!

Thanks!
-Kris

Dear anyone in the office that is senior to me:

GO HOME!

Love,
me

Dear Drivers who can't drive (once again)

I am so sick and tired of you not driving the fkn speed limit. get out of your car and walk and get off the road and out of my fkn way