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Dear _______

Original post by asg450

Dear Temp,

You were hired to help me do my work; which means anything I tell you to do. If I tell you all I have is filing for you, then do it. DO NOT go to my co-worker and ask her if she has anything for you to do. You are not here for her. I'm so tired of this and I really don't think you are necessary. You better hope they don't ask my opinion about you when you apply for any job openings here. I have nothing good to say. You think you're your own boss. I never needed you; you've created more work for me because I need to check over your work. You've fuked up enough times and I've had to fix it.
StaceyWill Posted:

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Dear Hair,

I understand you're not a fan of humidity, but can you please try to calm down and stop making me look like a wet dog!!!

Thanks,

The hot mess whose head you sit on top of...
Iluvpoodles Posted:

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Dear 4 eyes,

I cannot wait until I am out of this place so I never have to see you again. Please stop walking around and behind me to see what I am doing. Please stop calling cowokers who have just had children worrying if they are going to make your meeting. Um he just had a child what do you think is more important. You are the most wierdest, boring, dull jack you know what I have ever come across. You have the managerial skills of a 6 year old.
MikesBride2B Posted:

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Dear Planned Parenthood,

PLEASE STOP PUTTING ME ON HOLD THE SECOND YOU ANSWER THE PHONE. I am SICK of waiting on hold for 10 flipping minutes!!! I just want to make an appointment so that I can get some more flippin BCP so I don't have a anytime soon! I know you are busy, but I NEED A FREAKIN APPOINTMENT!!! If this continues I will NOT be donating to you ANYMORE!!!


Sincerely,

No-preggers Bride.
Lisalana Posted:

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Dear Upstairs Neighbor-

I know how important shoes are to an outfit, but can you please stop trying on every pair you own at 5:45am. Despite what you think, there is no imaginary sound vaporizer between your floor and my ceiling.

Thanks!
The person below who just wants to sleep.
mzmahagony Posted:

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Dear Menstrual Cycle,
I appreciate that you come every month because that means that I am not pregnant but can you please stop causing me so much pain and making it unable to do my work. Every year you are around on my birthday and I forgive you for that but this year I really need you gone by at least Saturday. Friday is my birthday and I am going to FL to be with my FH and I need some Bow Chica Wow Wow, so PLEASE leave. I haven't seen him in a long time so if you can do that for me I would greatly appreciate it.

Sincerely,
Woman in need of some loving.
lori7570 Posted:

Re: Dear _______


Posted by Kimbiz1


Posted by AdriandSteve

Dear FH,


I'm still really really really really mad at you from last night.


Ditto and add:
Thanks so much for not wishing me a happy birthday this morning. Remember you were the one who was late to something you picked the time for, not me.




Awwww....what's going on girlies??
MNM91710 Posted:

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Dear People with horrible breath,

Why is it necessary to talk so close to my face? Its smells like you just ate a SH*T sandwich, and makes me want to vomit! Please keep your distance and get a brush.

Thank you,

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