Dear _______

Dear _____,
Why do you think it's appropriate to bring your baby to my 'adult reception.' Do you not know how to read? Or do you not understand some English words like 'adult' and 'reception'? You think my wedding is the best time to present your baby to the family? Well I don't agree. I'm really annoyed by you and your inconsideration of my wishes. Why would you respect the wishes of the people who have planned for over a year and a half and have spent lots of their hard own money on 'their day?'Thanks so much. You can always count on family to screw you, isn't that incest? Just not nice.

i have had so many ppl ask about kids... i just keep saying no.. with a smile of course

Dear Vera,

I know you're scheduled to ship next week out of your Manhattan studio. Would it be too much to come in a bit earlier than planned? I'm very anxious to see you again and wear you. It's been a while. I promise to not eat any carbs until then, except for tonight's champagne consumption.

Love you! Miss you! Mean it!

Jen
xoxoxo