Dear__________

Dear Beloved Coworkers:

Please refrain from having your Husbands, Children, Parents, Grandchildren & Pets call you on the office phone. I am not YOUR secretary. I find it extremely inconsiderate that you not only cant take one second out of your day to answer the phone but that I am expected to stop what I am doing so you may chat on the phone!!!!!!!!!! I am busy too...I have deadlines too!!!! So from here out, please have them call your cell.

Thank you,
disgruntled co-worker, who happens to be considering the idea of unplugging her phone!!!!!!