Dear ______________

Fed Ex'

Where in the hell ARE you? Verizon was nice enough to send me a new phone because, for the third time, mine is defective, and I've been waiting allllllll day.

I was told you'd be here before 3, so I haven't showered. Haven't done laundry. Haven't gone grocery shopping because I CAN'T LEAVE. And if you get here and I don't answer, you'll make me drive to MASPETH in RUSH HOUR to pick up my package, and I NEED my phone. I also need enough time today to take it to Verizon and have them activate it and do backup (per their instructions).

Please hurry. I smell. I have no clean clothes. And I need to do ALL OF THAT before my dinner date with FH tonight. You're wasting my entire day off

Thanks a lot.


No love,
Jamie

I hope you get your phone!

Dear Back,

Why must you hurt when you know I am moving this weekend? You just have a great sense of timing don't you. I am supposed to be packing things up tonight and you are making it so it hurts to do anything except for sit a certain way. You better get your act together.

From,
Your ungrateful host

chreesta: I hope your back gets better!!

Me too!! Thanks guys


And Chreesta, I hope you feel better fast! Thermacare patches are fantastic, btw

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Posted by JLWSJC

Me too!! Thanks guys


And Chreesta, I hope you feel better fast! Thermacare patches are fantastic, btw

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ITA! They work wonders!

Fed Ex,

F You. With a Pinecone. I called Verizon. They gave me the tracking number. It said 'DELIVERED'!

I've been sitting next to my front door literally all day since 10:30 except to go pee ONCE. At 2pm, you didn't even knock on my door! I was sitting RIGHT HERE!

You delivered it to the apartment on the side of the house at 2PM.

What's the point of requiring a signature if you're just gonna deliver it to anyone anyway?

GAWD.

Thank goodness I called or I never would have gotten it. At 4pm, I Can finally take a shower. And I'll have to wear a hefty bag to dinner because I have no time to do laundry.

PO'd hardcore,

Jamie

I'm sorry Jamie! At least you found it!

I'm wearing the thermacare! It is helping a little..Thanks for the well wishes!

This is true. Thanks Christa.

Add some Motrin or Advil to those Thermacare and you should be all set!