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GiannisWifey Posted:

Dear __________________

Home Office,

PLEASE allow me to FM people back from work. It is not nice when I receive an FM from my lovely LIW girls and I can only read, NOT respond......

My LIW girls will think I am ignoring them.


Love,
The girl who SHOULD be working
CaseyNTim Posted:

Re: Dear __________________

Dear Guy who is painting the office,

Please stop stinking up the bathroom and singing on the top of your lungs.I have no patience today because its friday!

Thanks.
grkbarbie Posted:

Re: Dear __________________

lol!!! u can text me to my aim and i can copy n paste for u lololol


dear self...

why r u so lazy. its 9:30 and ur still in bed. at least go to work and get paid to post on liw.. loser.

xoxoxo



oooo is he a good painter? i need one!!!!!!!!
AdriandSteve Posted:

Re: Dear __________________

Dear Mother Nature,

Why is it so COOOLD!
Signed, ME!

Dear Me,

WHY DID YOU WEAR 3/4 SLEEVES TO WORK! NOW YOUR COLD. GOOD FOR YOU!

Signed, ME too!

CaseyNTim Posted:

Re: Dear __________________

LOL yea they are okay nothing special but are extra special at stinking up the one bathroom thats right next to where I work guess Ill be holding my pee all day!

kris_gets_hitched Posted:

Re: Dear __________________

Dear nose,

You're bipolar today. One minute you're stuffy; the next, runny. Not to mention red and dry from all the tissues I've used. I put vaseline on you last night so I don't look like a coke-snorting Rudolph at the shower, but it didn't help much. You better clear up so I'm not all self-conscious on Sunday! AND so I can taste the food I'm eating. I hate eating and not tasting it. Where's the joy in that?

Signed,
Rest of the body that feels a-okay.
amandah75 Posted:

Re: Dear __________________

Dear Life,

Why are you effing me so hard?

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