Dear ____

Dear my face,

With 8 days to go, PLEASE STOP BREAKING OUT. YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

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Marissa

Dear My Face,

What is this little hive you're showing off on my forehead today? It's not a pimple, so quit it and go away. Also please take your friend 'slight rash on chest' away, as well.

You have 9 days.

Carly

Dear work,

Why am i here i want to be out and about enjoying married life not here!!!! bah! Also you people didn't even give me a card but yet you want to see pics..buzz off!!!

~ Disgruntled employee

Dear Weather,

You S uck and are making me feel gloomy and tired. Please get better for this weekends brides. Thanks!

- Freezing and Gloomy

Stomach,

I would like to lose some more weight before the wedding and so I could eventually do b-pics why are you not cooperating!

Dear Brother,
When you begged me to lend you money 7 months ago do you remember I said you MUST give it back to me before the wedding. Well I'm 2 weeks away from my final payment and without that money there will be NO wedding!!! So go find 'uncle Tony' or someone and SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!
Love your stressed out sister