dear____________

Dear Lazy coworker

I am aware that you do not like that you can no longer sleep on the job and please know that it was NOT my idea to have you work for me, and questions are fine but stop asking me the same question over and over again. The amount of time i have spent teaching, repeating, correcting and bashing my head against the wall, i could have done it 5x myself.

you are not helping me! you are 30 years my senior and have worked here 10 more years then I have... please stop asking me how this place works

signed your co-worker who would rather do the work then deal with you

awwwww
can you bash her head against the wall instead?


Dear work,

You are killing me today and I want to fall on my face. Obviously you don't care. Go eff yourself.

Sincerely,
Stressed and overwhelmed in NY.

Dear work,

I honestly haven't liked you for a while now but expecially not today. You too can go eff yourself along with Clover's work.

Sincerely,
Overworked & Underpaid