Dear ________________
Dear Pervy Coworker,
No, I do not want to be in your movie, nor does anyone else in this company. No, I never read your script...at least, not past the first couple of pages. Your writing is terrible, and I packed that script up in an envelope and interofficed it to someone within the company with a 'NO BACKSIES!!!!' note attached to it ages ago.
Also I happen to know from my sources that you fart major stink bombs while at the urinal.
People avoid you for these two reasons.
kthanxbye.
No, I do not want to be in your movie, nor does anyone else in this company. No, I never read your script...at least, not past the first couple of pages. Your writing is terrible, and I packed that script up in an envelope and interofficed it to someone within the company with a 'NO BACKSIES!!!!' note attached to it ages ago.
Also I happen to know from my sources that you fart major stink bombs while at the urinal.
People avoid you for these two reasons.
kthanxbye.
