Dear ________________

Dear Mondays,

I HATE YOU.



love,
tired girl sleeping at her desk

Dear FMIL,

Please wait a little while before you come to the office today. Relax at home for a little longer this morning, drink your coffee and watch the Greek channel. I need some 'goof-off' time this morning nor am I in the mood for your random sounds and weird requests.

Thanks in advance,
Becca aka FDIL

PS: I'd like Friday off, please. Thanks!

im combining the first two.
dear fmil,
i hate you
from fdil.

Dear Aunt Flo,

Have mercy on me!!

Love,
Crampy

Dear FMIL,

Thank for coming in NOW. Greatly appreciated.

Becca

Dear Maintenance guy at work,


TURN THE EFFING HEAT ON!!!!!




All is well,

The Popsicle at FF-321D

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Posted by Spring143

im combining the first two.
dear fmil,
i hate you
from fdil.

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I second this one

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Posted by LouieDianna2010

Dear Maintenance guy at work,


TURN THE EFFING HEAT ON!!!!!




All is well,

The Popsicle at FF-321D

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I was just going to write the same. i am freezing my butt off!!

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Posted by Spring143

im combining the first two.
dear fmil,
i hate you
from fdil.

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Thanks for the laugh this annoying morning!!!

dear self,

why did u drink so much wine at the g2g? now its monday and you are sitting at work feeling like ARSE! next time...not so much wine on sundays please.


thanks,

meee

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Posted by MrsC2010

dear self,

why did u drink so much wine at the g2g? now its monday and you are sitting at work feeling like ARSE! next time...not so much wine on sundays please.


thanks,

meee

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Dear @ss-jerk co-worker,

Please remove the chip from your shoulder. I know more than my cubemate, so feel free to ask me questions directly. Oh, and GFY.

Thanks!
Love Jax

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Posted by MrsC2010

dear self,

why did u drink so much wine at the g2g? now its monday and you are sitting at work feeling like ARSE! next time...not so much wine on sundays please.


thanks,

meee

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Posted by Future Mrs H

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Posted by LouieDianna2010

Dear Maintenance guy at work,


TURN THE EFFING HEAT ON!!!!!




All is well,

The Popsicle at FF-321D

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I was just going to write the same. i am freezing my butt off!!

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ita

Dear time,

Why do you go by so quickly on the weekends so I feel like I get nothing done, but absolutely crawl at work, especially during meetings when I can't be on LIW!!

Love, dani

Dear NEAT (Local 1049),

Please call FH for the random drug test and to start working... pleeeeeeease! unemployment aint cutting it!!!

TY,
the people looking for a house

dear stupid illness
please go away and make my body feel normal again! i almost forgot what its like.
love aching sniffling sickie

Dear Person driving in front of me this morning,

I understand that light, powdery snow was on the ground. However, the 5MPH limit you decided to cruise was unnecessary. You caused a huge traffic jam, and I did not get to stop for my morning coffee. Go to Buffalo and learn how to drive in snow for real.

Love,

Impatient Laura

Dear Ovarian Cyst,
Please stop hurting ... I don't mind that you're there, but when you hurt me I complain to FH and he encourages me to go to the dr, and you and I both know they said ig you grow you'll have to be removed- surgically... so why don't we just attempt to get along. You stop hurting/growing and I'll pretend you dont exist.

Sincerely,
The rest of the body


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Dear Employer,
Please fix the heat.. its only the beginning of the winter season and I'm frozen... its a whole 51 degrees on here... I can't feel my fingers, and wearing a large winter coat while trying to work is not comfortable.

Sincerely,
The soon to be ice bride