Dear _____
Dear FSD,
What. The. Fluck. You get into fabric paint after being told not to, get it all over the floor and ALL over your brand new outfit (which was a gift) and then lie about it for 10 minutes straight, even with a mountain of evidence staring you in the face, proclaiming your guilt. You don't apologize. You don't see the seriousness in our faces when we say that you don't make the rules, WE DO. You go to bed early and when you wake up, your father tells you we can't trust you anymore and that you better shape up. So...you decide you'll lie some more anyway.
This is a recurring problem with you. I have not trusted a word that has come out of your mouth for over a month now. You repeatedly do whatever you feel like instead of what you are told and then lie your face off about it. One of these days that is going to get you seriously hurt, since we tell you what to do mostly because we know what is best for you, since you are SEVEN and we are 25 and 28, respectively.
You are very lucky there are no military camps that take 7 year olds because I would ship you off in a second...you need the discipline and structure.
Please CEASE and DESIST immediately before you tear this family apart. I love your father, but this is insanity.
Sincerely,
Someone at their wits end.
What. The. Fluck. You get into fabric paint after being told not to, get it all over the floor and ALL over your brand new outfit (which was a gift) and then lie about it for 10 minutes straight, even with a mountain of evidence staring you in the face, proclaiming your guilt. You don't apologize. You don't see the seriousness in our faces when we say that you don't make the rules, WE DO. You go to bed early and when you wake up, your father tells you we can't trust you anymore and that you better shape up. So...you decide you'll lie some more anyway.
This is a recurring problem with you. I have not trusted a word that has come out of your mouth for over a month now. You repeatedly do whatever you feel like instead of what you are told and then lie your face off about it. One of these days that is going to get you seriously hurt, since we tell you what to do mostly because we know what is best for you, since you are SEVEN and we are 25 and 28, respectively.
You are very lucky there are no military camps that take 7 year olds because I would ship you off in a second...you need the discipline and structure.
Please CEASE and DESIST immediately before you tear this family apart. I love your father, but this is insanity.
Sincerely,
Someone at their wits end.
