Dear ____________

Dear mother nature,

i am have had a real vacation and time away from work to relax in a year and 4 months. I am very stressed the only thing that has gotten through busy season is knowing that i am going to aruba tomorrow. PLEASE make it be warm so there is only rain, cause if there is snow and i can not depart tomorrow morning you will have one cranky human on your hands and you certainly don't want that.

thank you,
girl in desperate need of vacation

for just rain.

Dear Ma,

I understand you are going through your 'changes' but isn't there some sort of medication you can take?? You are driving me nuts!!!!!!!!!!!! One minute you are making jokes and laughing, now you call me crying because you don't know what to buy preggo.......

PLEASE CONTROL YOUR HOT FLASHES TOO....I froze my azz off last night thanks to you.....

love,
bride to be

Dear Fatty Self-

Yes I know that you just took your b-pics this past weekend and feel relieved that they are over...but you have to stop eating like a piggy. You still have a wedding in 2 months and I know you don't wanna be a heffer.

No more chocolate!


Love,

the bride that wants to be skinny