dear________

Dear car

I freckin hate you becuase you seem to always drain my bank account. Its like you sensed I had received my tax return. Why can't you ever pass the NYS inspection the first time instead I must go purchases a stupid part that cost another hundred bucks before you will pass. If you don't stop I will trade you in for a brand new car which will cost me less in the end.


Sincerly you really annoyed driver and owner!