Dear __________________

Dear Stomach, intestines and all other body parts involved,
can you PLEASE stop acting up!? I am nothing but nice to you, feeding you when you ask, trying to eat healthy... but no, you need to throw a little shitt fit (no pun intended) and cause me massive amount of pain!
Just cut it out and settle down!!!!

thanks,

the person that feeds you!

Awwwww~hope you feel better

damn tummy!!!!

feel better