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Dear A**hole Driver:

kBr Posted:

Dear A**hole Driver:

Post your 'Dear A**HOLE Driver' rants here if you want! Here's mine for tonight:

Dear A**HOLE in the little Subaru wagon,

I'm sorry I stop at stop signs..

I'm sorry I drive slowly and cautiously down roads where children live and play..

I'm sorry I reduce my speed when going around dangerous bends..

But what made you think it was okay to drive inches from my bumper with your high beams on when I have my 4 YEAR OLD in the back seat on a cold and icy night??????

And what balls you must have to speed up behind me and then proceed to pass me on the LEFT side on a one-lane road!!!

But you know what? I will continue to stop at stop signs, reduce my speed in areas which call for it, slow down around dangerous curves and drive like a normal human being should! Because that's how I roll!

And I hope that the way you apparently roll will lead you only to roll into a ditch on the side of the road one day with all of your little A**HOLE Driver friends so that one day we can rid the roads of all of you A**HOLES who continue to endanger the lives of us careful drivers and our loved ones....

PS- Merry effing Christmas, A**HOLE!!!
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Dear A**hole Driver:

WOW! I would have wanted to KILL him. He'll learn his lesson sooner or later.

I have one

Dear Ahole driver on the Jersey Turnpike. Its not cool to drive in the left passing line doing 60 miles an hour and whats ever UNCOOLER is slamming on your brakes when there are people behind you because you see a state trooper. Yeah you would have avoided a ticket but if I wasnt paying attention you would have been rammed from behind by my car and everyone else behind me. DIPSHlT
kBr Posted:

Re: Dear A**hole Driver:

oh believe me, i did... if i didnt have kayla in the car i would have let myself get real angry..... i guess its good she was in the car, or else i'd probably be in the hospital or jail right now.
jeanne08 Posted:

Re: Dear A**hole Driver:

Wow!

Ummm alot of the same stuff you said!

Where I work we share a parking lot with a Nursery School. And inorder to drop the little kiddies off they have to drive down our driveway and through our portion of the PLot. And we have buildings on both sides of the driveway. So we have STOP signs and a Crosswalk, so our visitors and staff can cross safely. So now that you have the background...

Dear A**hole Nursery School Mommies:

S-T-O-P means STOP! Even your little 3 year old knows that by now. And stop doesn't mean 'slow down just a little' tapping the brake doesn't count.
I'd like to thank you for all the times you've almost taken my head off with your side mirror. Because you don't understand that pedestrians have the right of way. And one day you actually will hit someone.
The scary thing is that your kid will be coming here on a field trip in a few months, and will be crossing in that cross walk. Will you make a full stop that day?
Let me buy you an alarm clock for Christams. Maybe then you will get up early to get your kid ready for school and won't have to speed to get them there on time. But speeding is nothing, because you also are on your cell, fixing your hair and makeup, and reaching into the backseat for something (all at once, very talented). Oh, did I mention that most times your kids aren't wearing their seat belts! I know this because I've seen them standing on the seat to stick their head out your sunroof!
Perhaps buying that SUV was a poor choice. It's overpowered and enviromentally unfriendly. Have you actually ever looked at how much you pay for gas? Oh, and you can't see over the steering wheel, maybe I'll buy you a booster seat!
From, Me


Wow-that felt good!
kBr Posted:

Re: Dear A**hole Driver:

nice one jeanne!! i hate parents that do that sh*t.... if someone did it around THEIR kid they would blow a fuse!!!!
Mici n KC Posted:

Re: Dear A**hole Driver:


Posted by jeanne08

Wow!

Ummm alot of the same stuff you said!

Where I work we share a parking lot with a Nursery School. And inorder to drop the little kiddies off they have to drive down our driveway and through our portion of the PLot. And we have buildings on both sides of the driveway. So we have STOP signs and a Crosswalk, so our visitors and staff can cross safely. So now that you have the background...

Dear A**hole Nursery School Mommies:

S-T-O-P means STOP! Even your little 3 year old knows that by now. And stop doesn't mean 'slow down just a little' tapping the brake doesn't count.
I'd like to thank you for all the times you've almost taken my head off with your side mirror. Because you don't understand that pedestrians have the right of way. And one day you actually will hit someone.
The scary thing is that your kid will be coming here on a field trip in a few months, and will be crossing in that cross walk. Will you make a full stop that day?
Let me buy you an alarm clock for Christams. Maybe then you will get up early to get your kid ready for school and won't have to speed to get them there on time. But speeding is nothing, because you also are on your cell, fixing your hair and makeup, and reaching into the backseat for something (all at once, very talented). Oh, did I mention that most times your kids aren't wearing their seat belts! I know this because I've seen them standing on the seat to stick their head out your sunroof!
Perhaps buying that SUV was a poor choice. It's overpowered and enviromentally unfriendly. Have you actually ever looked at how much you pay for gas? Oh, and you can't see over the steering wheel, maybe I'll buy you a booster seat!
From, Me


Wow-that felt good!



Multi-tasking mommies!

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