Dear Co-Worker,

Dear Co-Worker,

Just because you were recently promoted to my level, does not mean that you are my boss. Stop being cocky, obnoxious and rude, and PLEASE stop asking to 'look over my work'

I still have 2 years on you, and while you are now a first year 'associate' I'm a 3rd year 'associate' and your really ticking me off.

If you come near my desk one more time or try to talk down to me, I'm going to THROW THE EFFING STAPLER AT YOUR WEIRDLY SHAPED HEAD, although it might bounce off with the obscene amounts of gel you put in your hair everyday which you seem to think looks good. Oh yeah, and your lunch smells bad, please don't reheat week old chinese food with garlic in the work microwave.

Thanks.

Regards,
Your still slightly higher ranking Co-Worker.

Oh - i need to write mine...

Dear Boss,

Please stop coming in my office every 5 minutes to talk about ...nothing. I understand you cannot see how busy doing work (planning my wedding) I am but i also have absolutely no interest in your boring little tidbits about computer memory or how you've already figured out how much your crazy manic bio-polar brother (whom is also my co-worker - lucky me) is getting back in his taxes this year.

Thanks i feel better

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Posted by Cindyrella



Oh - i need to write mine...

Dear Boss,

Please stop coming in my office every 5 minutes to talk about ...nothing. I understand you cannot see how busy doing work (planning my wedding) I am but i also have absolutely no interest in your boring little tidbits about computer memory or how you've already figured out how much your crazy manic bio-polar brother (whom is also my co-worker - lucky me) is getting back in his taxes this year.

Thanks i feel better

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Just reading both of these just makes me laugh and feel better!

Dear Co-Worker (aka my junior associate)

I am your senior, hence my title 'Senior Sales Specialist' and you 'Associate Sales Specialist'... DO SOME WORK SO I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY! Every month, I carry this department while you play brick breaker on your blackberry. I pray that someone calls you out

You are making me poor and I cant handle it anymore.

Sincerely,
YOUR loving SENIOR


ETA: stop leaving your blackberry in the bathroom, paused on brick breaker. Who sits on the crapper and plays brick breaker?

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Posted by MrsHtobe

Dear Co-Worker,

Just because you were recently promoted to my level, does not mean that you are my boss. Stop being cocky, obnoxious and rude, and PLEASE stop asking to 'look over my work'

I still have 2 years on you, and while you are now a first year 'associate' I'm a 3rd year 'associate' and your really ticking me off.

If you come near my desk one more time or try to talk down to me, I'm going to THROW THE EFFING STAPLER AT YOUR WEIRDLY SHAPED HEAD, although it might bounce off with the obscene amounts of gel you put in your hair everyday which you seem to think looks good. Oh yeah, and your lunch smells bad, please don't reheat week old chinese food with garlic in the work microwave.

Thanks.

Regards,
Your still slightly higher ranking Co-Worker.

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Coleen you crack me up. Is this coworker a guy or girl? Because I imagined it being a girl with tons of gel in her hair, circa 1985 rocker chick, and almost fell off my chair laughing.

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Posted by KarinAmanda

Dear Co-Worker (aka my junior associate)

I am your senior, hence my title 'Senior Sales Specialist' and you 'Associate Sales Specialist'... DO SOME WORK SO I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY! Every month, I carry this department while you play brick breaker on your blackberry. I pray that someone calls you out

You are making me poor and I cant handle it anymore.

Sincerely,
YOUR loving SENIOR


ETA: stop leaving your blackberry in the bathroom, paused on brick breaker. Who sits on the crapper and plays brick breaker?

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I don't understand why people are on their cell phones when on the toilet!

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Posted by jboothin2008

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Posted by MrsHtobe

Dear Co-Worker,

Just because you were recently promoted to my level, does not mean that you are my boss. Stop being cocky, obnoxious and rude, and PLEASE stop asking to 'look over my work'

I still have 2 years on you, and while you are now a first year 'associate' I'm a 3rd year 'associate' and your really ticking me off.

If you come near my desk one more time or try to talk down to me, I'm going to THROW THE EFFING STAPLER AT YOUR WEIRDLY SHAPED HEAD, although it might bounce off with the obscene amounts of gel you put in your hair everyday which you seem to think looks good. Oh yeah, and your lunch smells bad, please don't reheat week old chinese food with garlic in the work microwave.

Thanks.

Regards,
Your still slightly higher ranking Co-Worker.

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Coleen you crack me up. Is this coworker a guy or girl? Because I imagined it being a girl with tons of gel in her hair, circa 1985 rocker chick, and almost fell off my chair laughing.

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LOL No, its a guy hahaha. But he has a flat top hair do. I should try and get a snap of him on my cell phone. I spend half the day flicking him off through my cube.

'circa 1985 rocker chick'

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Posted by Mici n KC

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Posted by KarinAmanda

Dear Co-Worker (aka my junior associate)

I am your senior, hence my title 'Senior Sales Specialist' and you 'Associate Sales Specialist'... DO SOME WORK SO I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY! Every month, I carry this department while you play brick breaker on your blackberry. I pray that someone calls you out

You are making me poor and I cant handle it anymore.

Sincerely,
YOUR loving SENIOR


ETA: stop leaving your blackberry in the bathroom, paused on brick breaker. Who sits on the crapper and plays brick breaker?

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I don't understand why people are on their cell phones when on the toilet!

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i HATE that. Its like seriously - can we say germs much. You play with it on the toilet and then you put it to your face when you talk on it. People are NASTY.

I used to have a co-worker that everyday around 3pm would grab a newspaper and head to the bathroom. . . I wanted to tell him 'buddy, I don't need to know when you need to take a poop. . . save the newspaper / magazine reading for your evening bathroom run.

OOOH I love post like this!!!!!!!

Dear Co-Worker,
Thank you for calling from your home in Rhode Island where you do absolutely NO WORK to tell me that you are only working a half day. Gee, I would have assumed that meant the later part of the day because you didn't do a FRIGGIN thing all morning.
Just wait til Monday when my phone mysteriously doens't work and my computer is mysteriously down.......see how much work you are going to have to do then!!!!!
Sincerely,
Doing nothing on Monday and going to Martha on Tuesday!

P.S. And to all the other crummy co-workers/bosses out there....we are LIW 08 Brides and together we will take you down (insert evil laugh here)!!!!!!

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

OOOH I love post like this!!!!!!!

Dear Co-Worker,
Thank you for calling from your home in Rhode Island where you do absolutely NO WORK to tell me that you are only working a half day. Gee, I would have assumed that meant the later part of the day because you didn't do a FRIGGIN thing all morning.
Just wait til Monday when my phone mysteriously doens't work and my computer is mysteriously down.......see how much work you are going to have to do then!!!!!
Sincerely,
Doing nothing on Monday and going to Martha on Tuesday!

P.S. And to all the other crummy co-workers/bosses out there....we are LIW 08 Brides and together we will take you down (insert evil laugh here)!!!!!!

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Yay! I'm going to Martha too - we should figure out what girls are going and meet up!

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Posted by MrsHtobe

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

OOOH I love post like this!!!!!!!

Dear Co-Worker,
Thank you for calling from your home in Rhode Island where you do absolutely NO WORK to tell me that you are only working a half day. Gee, I would have assumed that meant the later part of the day because you didn't do a FRIGGIN thing all morning.
Just wait til Monday when my phone mysteriously doens't work and my computer is mysteriously down.......see how much work you are going to have to do then!!!!!
Sincerely,
Doing nothing on Monday and going to Martha on Tuesday!

P.S. And to all the other crummy co-workers/bosses out there....we are LIW 08 Brides and together we will take you down (insert evil laugh here)!!!!!!

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Yay! I'm going to Martha too - we should figure out what girls are going and meet up!

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I know davenjess is going and I think KarinAmanda is going. We should all meet in Penn Station and grad a quick drink before hand!!!

Dear One out of 3 Bosses,

I don't understand, are your legs broken? Why must you get up come to where I am sitting to tell me to tell another assistant to get your father ketchup you could have walked your lazy arse to get it yourself!? Is it because you've now been promoted to Senior Counsel that you are beneath going to fetch ketchup....for your FATHER!!! I will always stare at you in amazement and awe of how someone can let something go straight to their head!

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Posted by emomma17

Dear One out of 3 Bosses,

I don't understand, are your legs broken? Why must you get up come to where I am sitting to tell me to tell another assistant to get your father ketchup you could have walked your lazy arse to get it yourself!? Is it because you've now been promoted to Senior Counsel that you are beneath going to fetch ketchup....for your FATHER!!! I will always stare at you in amazement and awe of how someone can let something go straight to their head!

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That is just pure laziness......

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Posted by MrsHtobe

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Posted by Mici n KC

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Posted by KarinAmanda

Dear Co-Worker (aka my junior associate)

I am your senior, hence my title 'Senior Sales Specialist' and you 'Associate Sales Specialist'... DO SOME WORK SO I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY! Every month, I carry this department while you play brick breaker on your blackberry. I pray that someone calls you out

You are making me poor and I cant handle it anymore.

Sincerely,
YOUR loving SENIOR


ETA: stop leaving your blackberry in the bathroom, paused on brick breaker. Who sits on the crapper and plays brick breaker?

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I don't understand why people are on their cell phones when on the toilet!

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i HATE that. Its like seriously - can we say germs much. You play with it on the toilet and then you put it to your face when you talk on it. People are NASTY.

I used to have a co-worker that everyday around 3pm would grab a newspaper and head to the bathroom. . . I wanted to tell him 'buddy, I don't need to know when you need to take a poop. . . save the newspaper / magazine reading for your evening bathroom run.

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ok lets not even go there... i am the ONLY females sales rep at a medical company and all of the males are between the ages of 22-28 seriously, get a bunch of 20 something men together ... its HELL. I cant even tell you then things I hear on a daily basis - from farting in each others offices and holding the doors closed, to sexcapades, bowel movement, boobs etc. its insanity

What Debi's Sis, needs to say to the gals under her .....

PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I come in early, to get a head start on voicemails and e-mails, all 180 some, please don't come to my cubicle, before work officially starts!! Also, I would appreciate it if you would take reading lessons, because the 'At Lunch' sign doesn't seem to be coming across!!!! Don't get me wrong, I like ya, and care about ya, but sometimes I need some space, to get my work done, and by the way, didn't you learn the answer to that question, years ago, when you started to work here??? Mary MOB

Dear Boss,

Please watch porn when you are home not during working hours when someone including your wife can come in your office at anytime...

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Posted by morenita


Dear Boss,

Please watch porn when you are home not during working hours when someone including your wife can come in your office at anytime...

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my FMIL told her boss that LOL