Dear Co-worker REPRISED

Dear Copius Interruptus:

Yes, it IS presumptuous for you to ask to just 'jump in' when you can clearly see I'm doing a sh1t load of photocopying!!! Do you realize that whenever someone like you asks the same eensy weensy favor it adds up to more time I will have to spend with this wretched machine, therefore inviting more and more of you to interrupt!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sincerely:
Crazy at the copier

Dear Co Worker:

I understand you are a bitter and negative person but can you control yourself enough NOT to have a hissy fit when I'm on the phone with clients?? How about taking notice that I'm ON THE PHONE as you hover over my desk to complain about the fruit flies buzzing around your desk or that the bathroom is short a roll of T/P. These are not items I can or wish to control. I'm sure life with you must be fun to live with since you explode with out of control rage at the slighest ripple in your ocean. Please find someone that cares, really

Signed:

Too busy to give a $hit.