Dear Divine Creator.....

Dearest Divine Creator:

Please tell me how you managed to cram so much blood into the bony part of my ankle? And furthermore, I'd love to know WHY you insist on letting 5 tiny hairs grow there, thereby necessitating that I shave the godforsaken area and inevitably nick it with the razor.

Please help, DH is wondering why it looks like Psycho when I get out of the shower!

Yours faithfully,
Clumsy, but cleanshaven!!!

Does your beautiful channel only work one way that you need to post your requests here??

everytime I cut my legs shaving, DH asks me 'why do you have to shave there'?

am I supposed to get out my crystal ball and see what spot I will be cutting myself and skip over it?

I congratulate you on being clean shaven!! I am not afraid to admit I am LAZY in the winter and the other day Tim told me I needed to shave my hairy sticks!!

Yes, well, I would think LIW is naturally the portal of choice for every beautiful channel of God! Come to think of it...maybe 'groom' wasn't just a pesky little man trapped in a 50's inspired time warp after all

And Wendy, RE: the clean shaven bit...well, it was time! It was SOOO time!