I hear it's good to eat a banana. I can't recall if that's before or after. But it replaces lost potasium.
Posted by JessicaM.
Please show me the health/weight loss benefits of wanting to eat the wood...
Posted by a2m-bomb
Wood replaces lost protein![]()
Posted by a2m-bomb
Posted by a2m-bomb
Wood replaces lost protein![]()
Speaking of wood![]()
Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused, so he turned over to his
wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and
she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his
little boy into the room and asked him to 'take this note to your
beautiful Mommy'.
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son To take
this to your silly Daddy.'
The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, He asked
his son to take it back to 'the lady in the kitchen.'
The note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son To 'take
this to the poor dude upstairs.'
The noteread:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
