Dear Eyebrow Waxer (VENT) Updated

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Posted by jds593

Dear Eyebrow Waxer,

If you are sick, please do not come to work. When you wax my eyebrows, it requires that you bend over, very close to my face, and breathe on me. I can feel you sniffling, and I swear I felt something drop on my face.

If you must come to work, please wear a mask, like you did when you painted my nails. I don’t know why you felt you needed to do so when your face was 15 inches away from mine, but not when it was only 3 inches away.

Signed-
Now I'm sick too

PS- no, I do not want my lip waxed. If you keep asking, I may have to punch you in the head.

PPS- Stop leaning on my boobs when you wax my eyebrows. I think your doing it on purpose

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OMG!!!!!!

Go take an airborn!

I probably would have thrown up. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Posted by jds593


PS- no, I do not want my lip waxed. If you keep asking, I may have to punch you in the head.

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Awesome. That's what I want to say everytime I go out for dinner and the waiter asks me, 'would you like something to drink? A diet coke?' Like, thanks for calling me a fatass, dude. Now bring me my milkshake!

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Posted by jds593

Dear Eyebrow Waxer,

If you are sick, please do not come to work. When you wax my eyebrows, it requires that you bend over, very close to my face, and breathe on me. I can feel you sniffling, and I swear I felt something drop on my face.

If you must come to work, please wear a mask, like you did when you painted my nails. I don’t know why you felt you needed to do so when your face was 15 inches away from mine, but not when it was only 3 inches away.

Signed-
Now I'm sick too

PS- no, I do not want my lip waxed. If you keep asking, I may have to punch you in the head.

PPS- Stop leaning on my boobs when you wax my eyebrows. I think your doing it on purpose

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eww some people are gross

ew thats gross!!

take some zicam before you get sick!! it works great

My favorite part was when you wrote about the lip waxing. Why do they always ask you? Is it really that obvious? If I wanted my lip waxed, I would have said eyebrow AND lip wax! ERR

All that was sooooo freakin true!

THe part about the sniffing is so gross.

Thanks for the visual!

Oh no! I would have flipped. That is so gross! And now you're sick. Damn girl, I hope you feel better!

Dude seriously I would call the place and be like your friggin waxer is spreading diseases!!!!