Dear FedEx,

You were supposed to deliver my brother's Chanukah present today but you didn't .... you said nobody was home to accept it, but in reality, you didn't even try! DH was home - he would've heard a knock! And there's nothing on the door that says you were there either!

what the hay?

please don't be stupid anymore and just deliver it already ....

this happens almost every time i have stuff shipped FE to my parents house

ridiculous!! good luck getting it tomorrow. call and complain now, really! they have lazy workers i think