Dear FH

Dear FH,

Sorry I drank three lousy glasses of wine today at your dad's party. I'm also sorry I was trying to be sociable to all the many people there that I have never met before.

In the future, I will be a silent mute and sit in the corner and not say a word. Maybe your family will prefer that.

Signed,
Me

Sigh.

Oh that sounds fun...not!

Sounds like if you sat in the corner they'd complain that you were antisocial.

Sorry hon.

you sound a little like me.

sorry hun!