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Dear FMIL *warning~rant~*

cherilicious16 Posted:

Dear FMIL *warning~rant~*

Dear FMIL,
I know you think I'm crazy, but NO...I don't want a wedding cake. I don't think I will be missing out on the whole feeding each other cake thing and the pictures of us pretending to have fun eating cake off of each others hands.
Please stop getting FH to pester me about getting a cake because, 'it really isn't a wedding without a cake.' We are doing a kick butt Viennese Table with 7 different kinds of cake, tons of pastries and cookies!! Is it still not a wedding?

And by the way...if you could try not to make a comment about a few zits I have everytime I see you...that would be GREAT! I mean, the only thing you said to me at the shower was, 'Be careful of your face,' as you pointed to my nice new zit.
Ummmm....yeah, thanks.

And thanks for the FAKE BEAR FUR COMFORTER you gave us. I'm glad you completely disregarded the registry and bought something utterly confusing and bizarre. Although the dog will love it!
Love,
FDIL
bettybcafe Posted:

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Amen sista!
Its still a wedding without the cake!
milana Posted:

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HamptonsBride Posted:

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You mean you didn't see the section on the marriage license that requires you to attach a pic of your cake to make your marriage legal???? hahah...just kidding. You are too funny! Sorry you are having issues...just ignore them....
bettybcafe Posted:

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Posted by HamptonsBride

You mean you didn't see the section on the marriage license that requires you to attach a pic of your cake to make your marriage legal???? hahah...just kidding. You are too funny! Sorry you are having issues...just ignore them....

HAHA! Good one!
FullersBride Posted:

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YOu go girl! Any while your at it why don't you do some budoir pics on that shag comforter she got you!!! I'm sure that isn't 'wedding like' for her
cherilicious16 Posted:

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Posted by FullersBride

YOu go girl! Any while your at it why don't you do some budoir pics on that shag comforter she got you!!! I'm sure that isn't 'wedding like' for her



OMG!! Too funny! And a GREAT idea!!!
D's Girl Posted:

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That was great, you go girl!!!!!!!!!!

KRISTYRUSSELL Posted:

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you go for it girl, no cake needed, great letter....loved it......
Jkiesel Posted:

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Def. wouldn't want my FMIL to point out the zits on my face.
LaurenF Posted:

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they are seriously their own breed........mother in laws......g-d help us all.

GraceAndAdam Posted:

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tricia3381 Posted:

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giggles62 Posted:

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Sept07Bride Posted:

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That was awesome!
anitsirk46 Posted:

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FAN-F'n-TASTIC!!!

Fall Bride 2008 Posted:

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The dog will love it
StarryEyedBride Posted:

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anglbyme Posted:

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That was great!!!!!
SN2BMRSBURTE Posted:

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OMG, you have me laughing so hard!
Good luck, it sounds like you have your hands full with your MIL!!!!

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