Dear_______......(friday edition)

B*tch making the appts at my Drs. office. Yes my Dr told me to come in at a specific time so please make the appt......I do not have time to come in for a regular appt then come back in 4 mons for a set so tests the Dr wanted me in before my wedding for......JUST MAKE THE DAMMMMMM APPT.

sincerely a P'd off patient.

Dear my wedding checklist at the front of my binder...

Please start on July and let me konw when you're all set. At that point, feel free to start working on August.

Thanks!

- Bride who simply needs a break from planning and wouldn't mind her binder pitching in a bit!

Dear place I ordered my veil from,

You open at 12 noon. I got there at 12:20 and you weren't there. I waited around until 12:40 and you still weren't there. The lady at the booth next to you said that you were probably stuck in traffic because of the rain. Well I got to work on time this morning, so whats your excuse? I wasted my lunch hour for you when I could have grabbed a bite to eat or gone to the gym. Now I have to go back to you tomorrow because I can't get back over to you tonight. Thanks bunches!!

Signed,
a seriously hungry & frustrated bride