Dear___________ (Friday edition)

Dear Co-worker (all of my vents are about her- )

From the minute you walked in here today, you have had a major ‘tude. Don’t take it out on me, cuz you know I have a short fuse. I’m trying to be patient cuz I know you have problems, but it’s only 10:30 a.m. and I already want to karate chop you in the neck !!!!

Thanks,

The annoyed/mad girl with smoke coming out of her nostrils!!!

Dear Coworker,

Thanks for snapping me in the head with a rubberband. I hope my full bottle of water hurt like hell when I hit you in the head with it in retaliation.

(Bosses are out today. It's a friggin' zoo here)

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Coworker,

Thanks for snapping me in the head with a rubberband. I hope my full bottle of water hurt like hell when I hit you in the head with it in retaliation.

(Bosses are out today. It's a friggin' zoo here)

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Dear MRI results,

I know I've only been waiting for you since yesterday, but I really need you to come in soon. I'm going crazy waiting and I don't think I can take it much longer.

By the way, I'd really appreciate it if you could come back normal.

Thanks,
Maria

Dear Maria's MRI results,

Hurry up and come back with good news for her. She sounds like she really needs it!

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Dear Maria's MRI results,

Hurry up and come back with good news for her. She sounds like she really needs it!

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ITA

Dear shoulder muscle,

I know you are very temperamental and like to knot up w/out any notice or warning but could you please relax just a little bit so that my left arm will stop going numb & i can use it to do some work??????

your very grateful and slightly gimpy host

Dear FMIL aka the Monster,

Thanks for making FH's life a living hell... You'll be lucky if he doesnt kill you before the wedding!!!

~FDIL...

awww.... thanks for the luck girls

xoxo

Dear Neck:

Please stop hurting. I know I slept wrong the other day but its time to get over it.

The pained one

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Posted by StaceyWill

Dear Co-worker (all of my vents are about her- )

From the minute you walked in here today, you have had a major ‘tude. Don’t take it out on me, cuz you know I have a short fuse. I’m trying to be patient cuz I know you have problems, but it’s only 10:30 a.m. and I already want to karate chop you in the neck !!!!

Thanks,

The annoyed/mad girl with smoke coming out of her nostrils!!!

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all of my vents are about one of mine too!! lol

Dear co-worker

Please stop being nosey and looking at my computer screen.

Dear FMIL,

I don't know why you decided to wear perfume today, because you NEVER wear perfume, but really, could you pile it on any more?!?!?! It's hurting my eyes!!! I'm so on my way to a headache because you're annoying.

Yeah, many thanks,

Becca

Dear my lovely place of employment,

Thanks for the raise that I was suppose to get this month but pushed it for February instead. Oh yea for the fact that I just heard that it'll only be $2.00 more an hour rather than what I was originally promised. You just made my life that much more difficult. I can't imagine putting my salary down when we buy a house b/c I will never be able to compete with FH's and I will be laughed at when they see it. But please continue to drop a lot of work on me and make me feel less than human. i really appreciate this. I do.

Dear Creeper:

Stop looking at my computer screen. My work is done for the day and I can do what I want until 4:30 bc my work is done.

Co-worker

Dear Percocet,


I love you. Until I took you I felt like someone had broken my jaw but now I feel muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better!!

Forever yours,

The dopey girl with the swollen face

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Posted by MikesBride2B

Dear Percocet,


I love you. Until I took you I felt like someone had broken my jaw but now I feel muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better!!

Forever yours,

The dopey girl with the swollen face

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Oh llana, how did it go?? i guess not so good, huh