Dear __________ (Friday edition, per Barb! LOL!)

Dear Ilana

I dont speak spanish, only chupa i know are the lolipops.

your fellow gringa bride

Barbbbbbbbb

OMG, I AM moody- i so have another one:

Dear company salesman:

Can you please not just stand right beside me when you need something? It makes me feel creepy…Just say: 'excuse me Stacey' and I will help you…Oh and by the by…….have you ever heard of gum?????!!!!!?????

Thanks,

Me…

dear bosses,

if you told me to do something before i left work on thursday. why would you ask me friday morning if it was ever sent out?? i mean you told me to do it, and i did it. is it really that difficult?

sincerely,
girl who just forwarded a message i sent out last night just to 'show' you........................

Dear knee:

Please stop throbbing. I know I fell on you but you can forgive me and feel better.

The injured one.

Dear Work,

I only have five more hours to be with you. I don't like you much today and I have decided to have nothing more to do with you until Monday.
Enjoy your weekend, I know I will without you.

Sincerely,

Me

Dear Ovaries,

please stop throbbing!!!!!


Dear Paypal,

UMMM W-T-F is up with you!?!?!?! you tell me i paid, you took the money out of my act yet you tell the vendor that my pymt is being reviewed and is on hold?!?!?!?!!?!?

Dear Grandma!
Happy Birthday

Dear Tooth,

Please oh please stop hurting. I have an appointment next week for you to get checked out and fixed up. So please stop hurting until then... I can't take anymore Advil. And most importantly, please don't ruin my weekend!!!!

Signed,
One unhappy girl