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Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,

SuzBride Posted:

Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,

Dear Jake,

Please do not wear spandex - ever again. You have officially ruined all my celeb fantasies about you with this horrible, HORRIBLE (gastly horrible) choice of attire. It is just wrong I tell you, and as a hot man, you should have known better. Tisk Tisk



Please be hot again,
So sad

ETA: I thought I was posting just the first pic - not the super close up, slightly pervy pics!
JessicaM. Posted:

Re: Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,


Posted by SuzBride

ETA: I thought I was posting just the first pic - not the super close up, slightly pervy pics!



what...were you saving those for your 'private' collection!

Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake...no, never ever...do that again..

you and Prince Harry do not ride with the same equipment...
SuzBride Posted:

Re: Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,


Posted by JessicaM.


Posted by SuzBride

ETA: I thought I was posting just the first pic - not the super close up, slightly pervy pics!



what...were you saving those for your 'private' collection!

Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake...no, never ever...do that again..

you and Prince Harry do not ride with the same equipment...



no - I linked to them from the same webpage thinking they were separate. But the bottom ones do ..um...highlight part of the problem.

Harry, however, is free to wear spandex or speedos WHENEVER he wants. In fact, I recommend it
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,


Posted by SuzBride
Harry, however, is free to wear spandex or speedos WHENEVER he wants. In fact, I recommend it





Is Jake going to be sponsored by lycra when he does the tour de France? He's always cycling and in spandex lately.
SuzBride Posted:

Re: Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,


Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by SuzBride
Harry, however, is free to wear spandex or speedos WHENEVER he wants. In fact, I recommend it





Is Jake going to be sponsored by lycra when he does the tour de France? He's always cycling and in spandex lately.



A very important lesson to be learned in life 'if you ain't got it, don't flaunt your shortcomings by wearing spandex'. He seems to REALLY enjoy wearing it - a little too much
iamvocal72 Posted:

Re: Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,

We can always think positively - Maybe he is wearing a penis minimizer!

They make them for boobies why not pee-pee's!
CLMon7906 Posted:

Re: Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,




Posted by SuzBride
Harry, however, is free to wear spandex or speedos WHENEVER he wants. In fact, I recommend it








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