dear little fairies

Dear little fairies,
my lady parts are not a soccer field, my ovaries are not soccer balls... please stop kicking them.

Thank You,
the woman huddled over in pain, with tears in her eyes.

feel better!

oh noooooo.....

can you just lay low tonight?

feel better!!!!

thanks girls. i'm hopped up on midol right now... hello wooziness.
i WISH i could just lay around all day/night... but, dh offered to drive my bro and sil to her holiday party in stonybrook tonight, and he wants to go on a 'date' night. cause we rarely go out.
so, i can't back out. i just need to drug the hell outta myself.

You call them fairies? I call them elephants... As in 'It feels like elephants are standing on my uterus right now.'

Feel better!!!

No, the little bastards are kicking the hell outta mine, while wearing cleats!

freaking midol is waring off right now.. if i take it now i can't function and/or drive.

i hate my life!

no.. i just hate my stupid lady parts.