Dear Mel

Any sweet Euromullet sightings whilst on vacation?

or fanny packs?

I am sure you will something picture worthy (ie - funny fashion) while in St Louis. Carharts run rampant there.

dude, FANNY PACKS were everyfreakingwhere.

No mullets.

Just fanny packs and red or orange pants. I couldn't handle it. It was like total hotness or fanny packs.

so the overwhelmingly hot cop was not sporting the fanny pack? That could potentially be a ruiner for me - especially if it was a neon color.

European men can often pull off fashion that US men cannot - case in point: skinny jeans. But I think fanny packs are a uiniversal ruiner

Hot cop had no fanny pack - just a swagger that told me that he knew that he dripped with hotness.

The fanny packs were in neutral colors. No crazy colored ones. The first time I saw one, I kind of didn't know how to react. But since the camera was Mom's and not mine, it was hard to get the fun shots in.

St. Louis - you'll get the goods, I promise.

My cousin went to Jones Beach this weekend and shared with me his sighting of an old man in a thong.

It was yellow. Truly a banana hammock.

I asked if he had a pic but alas, no.

I had to explain a mullet to my aunt the other day. I could hardly believe she didn't know what one was!

Also, my boss has a man purse. A married old millionaire...it's leather and yes, he wears it on his shoulder.

man purse