Dear Men

Never, ever, under any circumstances, should you wear skinny jeans. An even greater offense, is to wear them with Converse All-Stars. It has to be the most unsightly, and quite frankly, most emasculating look a man can wear. Kilts are sexier...I dare say a skirt would look better.

You. Look. Terrible. and yes, I mean ALL men, including gay men.

Oh, and adding a pocket book laptap bag to the ensemble, well, I am sure you can figure out what I think of that too.

Just. Stop. Now.

Sincerely,

anyone that finds men attractive in any way.

I have seen a few European men pull off the skinny jean.

It might be in how they carry themselves.

(imagining DH in skinny jeans)

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Posted by SuzBride

I have seen a few European men pull off the skinny jean.

It might be in how they carry themselves.

(imagining DH in skinny jeans)

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I have...in Europe...and I guarantee they were not sporting converse all stars, a striped chunky wool scarf, and a pea green short puffy coat.

Emo

I argue this one with my teenage stepdaughter about this all the time. I insist that no guy looks good in skinny jeans. She says that there are some guys in her HS that look hot in them...

I'm like - would they look hot in anything? She's like - uh yeah.... I'm like - well, then It has nothing to do with skinny jeans then....

the arguments I can get into with 16 year olds, I tell ya....

Thing is, she is surrounded by that asinine emo look all day - poor girl doesn't know hot if it kicked her in her emo butt these days....

True fact.

I thank God Kevin had more fashion sense than to ever think of doing that!!

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Posted by lipglossjunky73

I argue this one with my teenage stepdaughter about this all the time. I insist that no guy looks good in skinny jeans. She says that there are some guys in her HS that look hot in them...

I'm like - would they look hot in anything? She's like - uh yeah.... I'm like - well, then It has nothing to do with skinny jeans then....

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Yeah, this is alllll about super fabulosity.

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Posted by lipglossjunky73

I argue this one with my teenage stepdaughter about this all the time. I insist that no guy looks good in skinny jeans. She says that there are some guys in her HS that look hot in them...

I'm like - would they look hot in anything? She's like - uh yeah.... I'm like - well, then It has nothing to do with skinny jeans then....

the arguments I can get into with 16 year olds, I tell ya....

Thing is, she is surrounded by that asinine emo look all day - poor girl doesn't know hot if it kicked her in her emo butt these days....

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I remember those days of HS hotness worship. Now I laugh when I look at the pics of the guys I 'wanted'

also jess - you did not bring up the point that the skinnier the man looks the fatter my azz looks - which makes me unhappy.


men + skinny jeans =

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Posted by SuzBride

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Posted by lipglossjunky73

I argue this one with my teenage stepdaughter about this all the time. I insist that no guy looks good in skinny jeans. She says that there are some guys in her HS that look hot in them...

I'm like - would they look hot in anything? She's like - uh yeah.... I'm like - well, then It has nothing to do with skinny jeans then....

the arguments I can get into with 16 year olds, I tell ya....

Thing is, she is surrounded by that asinine emo look all day - poor girl doesn't know hot if it kicked her in her emo butt these days....

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I remember those days of HS hotness worship. Now I laugh when I look at the pics of the guys I 'wanted'

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OMG - TOTALLY - once in a while I'll see her flirting with some guy (usually an older guy) and I want to laugh - and take a picture to show her lin a few years of who she's flirting with!!!