Dear Mouth...

Why is it that every single time there is food in front of you, you open up?

Must you always be so quick to let food be placed inside you, without stopping to think about what it is and what it's effect will be on the size of the body?

Might I remind you that there is a wedding dress that we must fit into in a mere 49 days?

I think the true extent of the problems you are causing was brought to light yesterday at the second dress fitting when the dress was too tight and the ability to breathe was cut off! (OK, so traveling 3 weeks in a row for work did not help as the amount of food you consumed at restaurants was ridiculous and the dress could have been taken in too much... but still!)

From this day forward, you are strictly being watched. The only food that you will be allowed to open for will be healthy food, fruits and vegetables. Kiss the peanut M&M's good-bye! The potato chips are officially on vacation!

Mr. Mouth, you will not be allowed to ruin my wedding! I know how much you love junk food, but although you will be going without it for the next month and a half, it will come back again in November!

Thanks so much Mr. Mouth. Good luck!

Sincerely,
Amanda 'Moo'

I am such a sugar addict. I am sitting here eating Dots...

ETA: You look GORGEOUS in your dress!!!!

I think I am going to write a letter to Ms. Stomach now

I know, I am eating Candy Corn!!!!!

I may just have to resort to sewing my mouth shut for the next 49 days!!!



Why can't I be someone who loses their appetite when stressed or nervous... instead I eat more!!!!

That was hysterical. I think I'm going to print that out and attach it to my fridge

And I don't think you have to worry too much. I just looked at your community album with your dress pics and I pray I look half as good as you on my wedding day.

Good luck keeping the mouth shut!!!