Dear Mushroom thigh

Perhaps you should review your eating and exercise habits before complaining about my fit, though I am sure the chocolate croissant you had for breakfast, and the hot dog and fries you are throwing down your throat right now have NOTHING to do with the thigh overflow when you put me on.

Sincerely,
Stay up thigh high

OMG

Would you stop it already you skinny wench! I would kill to have your thighs. Now shut up!