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Dear ________ network, please take this show off the air....

Original post by Wintersbride

This should be good....


I will start:

Passions (W T F????? All I know is one time i was flicking around and came accross this show and some guy was having a love affair w/ a monkey)

MTV...just go off the air already (just air the Real World every once in a while)

E! Enough w/ the countdowns (I don't care what the #1 celebrity oops was)

Lifetime no one likes Designing Women
tourist Posted:

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Posted by Preshy7

Dear Comedy Central,

Please Remove 'Reno 911'

who the F watches this show??????




My husband. . .
Preshy7 Posted:

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Posted by tourist


Posted by Preshy7

Dear Comedy Central,

Please Remove 'Reno 911'

who the F watches this show??????




My husband. . .




thats so funny!
heidla Posted:

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Posted by Preshy7

Dear Comedy Central,

Please Remove 'Reno 911'

who the F watches this show??????





OMG!!!! I Love Reno911!!!!!

Dear ABC Family,

I have a couple of requests for you. First, just stop making movies. They aren't funny, witty or even cute. They are just dumb. Second, I would appreciate it if you would not share your network with The 700 Club. Nothing freaks me out more then when I am watching a little Whose Line is it Anyway and happen to nod off for a few only to wake up to that scary man named Pat and his uber-religious sect.
tourist Posted:

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Posted by heidla


Posted by Preshy7

Dear Comedy Central,

Please Remove 'Reno 911'

who the F watches this show??????





OMG!!!! I Love Reno911!!!!!

Dear ABC Family,

I have a couple of requests for you. First, just stop making movies. They aren't funny, witty or even cute. They are just dumb. Second, I would appreciate it if you would not share your network with The 700 Club. Nothing freaks me out more then when I am watching a little Whose Line is it Anyway and happen to nod off for a few only to wake up to that scary man named Pat and his uber-religious sect.



I completely agree! I have about 4 religous channels, why isn't that show on one of them?!
kel2004 Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Dear Fox 'News'

re: Bill O'Reilly. Just let him go already. We don't need him yelling at guests and pedaling his crappy merchandise.



I love O'Reilly!!
SomethingBlu Posted:

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Posted by piat79


Posted by jes81276

Dear MTV,
Please, oh please take that stupid freak Andy Milonakis off the air...and while you're at it, how about Viva La Bam as well. Thanks!



I totally agree!



He's not a kid...he's a disturbing looking 27 year old. Which makes the whole thing sadder.

Why and how is 'Date my mom' on the air? MTV thanks for going where no one has gone before.
kel2004 Posted:

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CNBC - Donny Deutsche - I can't stand him!

Hazeleyes33 Posted:

Re: Dear ________ network, please take this show off the air....


Posted by Preshy7

Dear Comedy Central,

Please Remove 'Reno 911'

who the F watches this show??????





My dh and I LOVE this show!!!-lol!!
mrswask Posted:

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Dear MTV,

90% of your shows are pure garbage. Please Please Please go back to playing MUSIC!!! Or as someone else said, change your name!!!
DebsNY Posted:

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Dear VH1,

Fire the woman who does the Top 20 countdown. She is not funny. In fact, it pains me to watch her speak.

Thank you.
February05 Posted:

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Posted by Anniegrl


Posted by Kathy116
I love Barefoot Contessa...I don't watch the show that often, but I live by her cookbooks...she's got fantastic recipes.

I think Everyday Italian with Giada DeLorentis should be axed...I've tried many recipes by her, and they're mediocre to yuck!
(She has this recipe for Fettucini Alfredo with lemon..it was gross)



Really? I LOVE Giada's recipes! I have her cookbook and lots of things are really good!
I'm getting a little sick of looking at her cleavage though



I Love Giada! (though her head is a little to big for her body-- i always feel like shes going to tip over ). Contessa may have decent recipes, but i HATE watching her- if she stuck to writing cookbooks, i'd be fine with that. i hate how she always says,
'i picked upsome good berries'
'use some good cheese'

REALLY? maybe thats my problem... this whole time, i've been intentionally buying Bad berries and cheese

sarahthegreat Posted:

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Posted by neeniebean86


Posted by Anniegrl


Posted by Kathy116
I love Barefoot Contessa...I don't watch the show that often, but I live by her cookbooks...she's got fantastic recipes.

I think Everyday Italian with Giada DeLorentis should be axed...I've tried many recipes by her, and they're mediocre to yuck!
(She has this recipe for Fettucini Alfredo with lemon..it was gross)



Really? I LOVE Giada's recipes! I have her cookbook and lots of things are really good!
I'm getting a little sick of looking at her cleavage though



I Love Giada! (though her head is a little to big for her body-- i always feel like shes going to tip over ). Contessa may have decent recipes, but i HATE watching her- if she stuck to writing cookbooks, i'd be fine with that. i hate how she always says,
'i picked upsome good berries'
'use some good cheese'

REALLY? maybe thats my problem... this whole time, i've been intentionally buying Bad berries and cheese




giada's head is so big she could stuff it with cheese and meat and make herself into her own italian food

and neen - stop buying the bad food, listen to ina - who, by the way, i can't hear that name and not sing 'in a garten on eden honey.....'
February05 Posted:

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Posted by smm2675
giada's head is so big she could stuff it with cheese and meat and make herself into her own italian food

and neen - stop buying the bad food, listen to ina - who, by the way, i can't hear that name and not sing 'in a garten on eden honey.....'



i love the way Giada uses such GOOD cuts of meat when she cooks she must've been a certain someone's Novice.

oh yeah.... i could go on and on about my feelings towards Ina .... and don't even get me started on her husband. Chip, Chet, Larry- whatever his name is- Mrs. Barfeoot in the Hamptons needs to go pick up some good lemons and tea and make something to clear up Mr. Whineypants' nasal issue

rant. over.
doormouse Posted:

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Dear Fox-

Please take 'That 70's Show' out back and put it out of its misery. It has already served its unholy purpose in foisting Ashton Kutcher onto the American viewing audience. Seriously- shouldn't it be 'That 1986 Show' by now, with the kids driving Deloreans and snorting coke and getting into other 80's related hijinks?

The fact that I even know the name 'Wilmer Valderamma' makes me die a little inside.

Love, Doormouse
kbeana24 Posted:

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That Andy Molinokis ******** needs to GO.

Fear Factor - enough eating gross things! Thank you!

Pookiesangel Posted:

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Posted by jes81276

Dear MTV,
Please, oh please take that stupid freak Andy Milonakis off the air...and while you're at it, how about Viva La Bam as well. Thanks!



Agreed and My super sweet 16 too!
Preshy7 Posted:

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Posted by smm2675


Posted by neeniebean86


Posted by Anniegrl


Posted by Kathy116
I love Barefoot Contessa...I don't watch the show that often, but I live by her cookbooks...she's got fantastic recipes.

I think Everyday Italian with Giada DeLorentis should be axed...I've tried many recipes by her, and they're mediocre to yuck!
(She has this recipe for Fettucini Alfredo with lemon..it was gross)



Really? I LOVE Giada's recipes! I have her cookbook and lots of things are really good!
I'm getting a little sick of looking at her cleavage though



I Love Giada! (though her head is a little to big for her body-- i always feel like shes going to tip over ). Contessa may have decent recipes, but i HATE watching her- if she stuck to writing cookbooks, i'd be fine with that. i hate how she always says,
'i picked upsome good berries'
'use some good cheese'

REALLY? maybe thats my problem... this whole time, i've been intentionally buying Bad berries and cheese




giada's head is so big she could stuff it with cheese and meat and make herself into her own italian food

and neen - stop buying the bad food, listen to ina - who, by the way, i can't hear that name and not sing 'in a garten on eden honey.....'



im like peeing in my pants laughing so hard at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! contessa needs to get new lines
HearzBellz Posted:

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Dear WB,
Please take that annoying Fran show off the air. No one wants to see her try & act like a 20 yr old. No one wants to hear that friggin voice or laugh anymore. Enough already with the girl from flushing bit.

Soon2BeMrsS Posted:

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Posted by Mrs.Ztobe

Dear VH1,
Please take off the to old Wrestler and his skanky wife. YOu should have known best not to put Hulk Hogan and his hip replacement back on TV



Soon2BeMrsS Posted:

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Posted by jes81276

Dear MTV,
Please, oh please take that stupid freak Andy Milonakis off the air...and while you're at it, how about Viva La Bam as well. Thanks!



and pimp my ride, and date my mom, and room raidors please

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