Dear Russel Stover

Can you please, please, please, make your coconut candies in a shape other than round? I am forced to avoid all round shaped candies due to my fear of cocount. Might I suggest a triangle?

Thanks,
Pale fat girl

Dear Russel Stover,

don't you know that we have wedding gowns to squeeze into soon? please tell the stores to stop advertising it as 75% off now so i am not compelled to purchase your delicious candies.

Sincerely,
Bride To Be

Dear Russel Stover,

Whats up with the pink gooey insides? What is that? Marshmallow? Taffee?

Yechh...

Love,

Someone who shouldn't be eating chocolates anyway

Dear Russel Stover,

Why can't your chocolates be more like the $70 Lindt box I received from DH this V-day. They are so yummy and not chalky at all.
Please work on your recipe for next year so DH doesnt get hit for spending a fortune on something that will make me fatter!

Dear Russel Stover,

I'm ideologically opposed to the use of coconut and pink nugat-y creme. Please adjust your product accordingly.