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Dear Self

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Dear Self

Just because you aren't allergic to peanut butter filled pretzels doesn't mean that you should consume them in mass quantities.

Signed,
Be sure to practice restraint when someone inevitably calls you *robust* tomorrow
JessicaM. Posted:

Re: Dear Self

Dear YOUR self

there is no way in hell you can exist on lettuce and radiches, so consume as many pb pretzels as you can...please consume them en masse before all future GTG's , which inevitably lead to drinking en masse
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: Dear Self

Ahem, I had sangria and cherries last night, too.

Restaurant eating is tough for now. I eat plenty.
hmpena Posted:

Re: Dear Self

If anyone calls you robust, tell them that I'll come after them!

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: Dear Self

Hollie, I need you tomorrow - you have to charge her just the way you look in your avatar.

SuzBride Posted:

Re: Dear Self


Posted by JanuaryBride06

Just because you aren't allergic to peanut butter filled pretzels doesn't mean that you should consume them in mass quantities.

Signed,
Be sure to practice restraint when someoneinevitably calls you *robust* tomorrow



but so tasty! I have eaten entire bags of those things. Mmmmm.

If you aren't eating them, you could use them as weapons and 'accidently' wizz them at mean aunt's head. (hehe - mean, but tempting, no?). PB pretzels - good in SO many ways
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: Dear Self


Posted by SuzBride


Posted by JanuaryBride06

Just because you aren't allergic to peanut butter filled pretzels doesn't mean that you should consume them in mass quantities.

Signed,
Be sure to practice restraint when someoneinevitably calls you *robust* tomorrow



but so tasty! I have eaten entire bags of those things. Mmmmm.

If you aren't eating them, you could use them as weapons and 'accidently' wizz them at mean aunt's head. (hehe - mean, but tempting, no?). PB pretzels - good in SO many ways



I can't waste yummy non-hive inducing food like that Since I can't eat mayo, maybe they'll be potato salad for me to hurl instead.
chikita315 Posted:

Re: Dear Self

Or you can accidentally trip said robust caller on your way to pick up your pb filled pretzels and she can fall face first into uneaten mayo filled potato salad.

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: Dear Self

ding ding ding!

SuzBride Posted:

Re: Dear Self


Posted by chikita315

Or you can accidentally trip said robust caller on your way to pick up your pb filled pretzels and she can fall face first into uneaten mayo filled potato salad.



Genius. Disgusting and delightful all at once, without the waste of delicious pretzels!
chikita315 Posted:

Re: Dear Self


Posted by SuzBride


Posted by chikita315

Or you can accidentally trip said robust caller on your way to pick up your pb filled pretzels and she can fall face first into uneaten mayo filled potato salad.



Genius. Disgusting and delightful all at once, without the waste of delicious pretzels!





Good eats are a terrible thing to waste . . .
Blu-ize Posted:

Re: Dear Self

Dear Self,

Just because you swam 2500 meters doesn't mean you can eat a whole bowl of pasta with meatballs and 3 cosmos..

Oh, when will I learn?

Signed,
the blimp

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