Dear Spammers

Thank you for checking daily on my male enhancement/cialis/viagra needs. It never makes me want to put my fist through the screen when I see the same subjects daily regarding the state of my non-existent penis.

And this email address -- ISPREAD4U2C -- is so classy and demure, I plan to borrow it.

Signed,

Ditto!!!!

Spam them back with mullet pics!

now the real challenge is using it in 'the real world'

the state of your non-existent penis.

Does anyone else have friends who SPAM them about things that only the friend is interested in? I have a friend who is totally anti-Bush (GW, that is). He sends all this propaganda that is anti-Bush. Personally, I am also anti-Bush, but the crap he sends is so extreme and exaggerated and usually from some underground newspaper. I can read a freakin' newspaper for myself and I don't need his e-mails! I've written back a few times with sarcastic remarks but I think it goes over his head. Should I be more direct?

Sorry to hijack---It would be more fun if my friend were sending my e-mails about Cialis and Viagra. Then I would know he had a problem, which I suspect he does. He's way too uptight to ever get it on.

BINGO, GOT AN IDEA--I am giving you all his e-mail address and we are going to forward all the Viagra, Cialis and Penis related e-mails.

His poor wife is probably so sick of hearing about GW!

Maybe we should really do this!!

Okay, Kara -- seriously -- like 20 times over!


The only solution I have for you, Kerie, is to send him pictures of mulleted hairy men in speedos, asking him if he needs a six hour erection.
If that doesn't work, I don't know what will.