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Dear....... (stealing amanda's shtick...)

TGs Lady 22908 Posted:

Dear....... (stealing amanda's shtick...)

Dear Sinuses,

Why, Oh why must you flare up everytime the weather changes by 2 degrees and leak like a fawcett and make me so tired from sneezing all daum day that I feel like I just ran a marathon? You make my brains feel like mush and my nose look like beef carpaccio. I really don't like guns but you seriously make me want to shoot myself in the face. Why can't you be more like tonsils so that I can have you removed from my life forever?

Yours in Hate,

Chris
bemyyoko Posted:

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i can so relate to this
Toucan311 Posted:

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Dear Belly,

Stop hanging over my pants. People are starting to point at me.

Sincerely,

Heather
yelley77 Posted:

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Dear FH,

Take me to dinner tonight... I'm tired of cooking.

Love,
yelley
AMGBride2008 Posted:

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Posted by yelley77

Dear FH,

Take me to dinner tonight... I'm tired of cooking.

Love,
yelley




Dear Yelley,

Can I come? I don't like what we're having.

Thanks ya wh0re!
AMG!
Cutechef729 Posted:

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Dear stairs,

Please stop being so slippery so I fall on my ***!!! Although it was nice that FH pampered me...

Love,
Spaz
yelley77 Posted:

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Posted by AMGBride2008


Posted by yelley77

Dear FH,

Take me to dinner tonight... I'm tired of cooking.

Love,
yelley




Dear Yelley,

Can I come? I don't like what we're having.

Thanks ya wh0re!
AMG!



I'm making tacos... you like tacos, don't you?
AMGBride2008 Posted:

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Posted by yelley77


Posted by AMGBride2008


Posted by yelley77

Dear FH,

Take me to dinner tonight... I'm tired of cooking.

Love,
yelley




Dear Yelley,

Can I come? I don't like what we're having.

Thanks ya wh0re!
AMG!



I'm making tacos... you like tacos, don't you?




Mmmmm, tacos.
yelley77 Posted:

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Posted by AMGBride2008


Posted by yelley77


Posted by AMGBride2008


Posted by yelley77

Dear FH,

Take me to dinner tonight... I'm tired of cooking.

Love,
yelley




Dear Yelley,

Can I come? I don't like what we're having.

Thanks ya wh0re!
AMG!



I'm making tacos... you like tacos, don't you?




Mmmmm, tacos.



Ever since the E-coli scare of 2006, I can't eat taco bell anymore and I love tacos. so now if i want them, I ahve to make them!!
AS Posted:

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Dear Thanksgiving,

You better come quick, I want to eat thanksgiving food already, hahahaha
yelley77 Posted:

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Posted by MPAS

Dear Thanksgiving,

You better come quick, I want to eat thanksgiving food already, hahahaha



Love,
The Shoe WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cutechef729 Posted:

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Posted by yelley77


Posted by MPAS

Dear Thanksgiving,

You better come quick, I want to eat thanksgiving food already, hahahaha



Love,
The Shoe WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Hahaha

I'm so ready for Turkey Day!!!!!
AS Posted:

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Dear Santa Claus,

I want a pair of porn shoes for xmas
yelley77 Posted:

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Posted by MPAS

Dear Santa Claus,

I want a pair of porn shoes for xmas



Not the same ones you bought me last year, I want different ones.

Love,
The Shoe Whoooooooaaaaaaaaa

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